Phil Jones 

The new Duncan Edwards and focus of recent tweet to find a better defender in world football.

The colossal of a centre-back is currently plying very little trade at Manchester United.

Has also been referred to by nickname Phil "Calamity" Jones due to high-profile costly errors.

Phil Jones is world-famous for gurning expressions during tight passages of play.

"Name a better defender than Phil Jones."

Phil Jones starting today! Oh christ!

Phil Jones by Benny XI August 12, 2020

ian jones 

Ian Jones is that guy who thinks he is so tuff but his girlfriend does the thinking for both of them and she is usually a two faced bitch

Mike: Did you see Ian Jones today.
Jay: Nah didn't see him his girlfriend said we couldn't hang out anymore.

ian jones by JRDIV November 17, 2017

jasmine cephas jones

Married to anthony Ramos

the greatest person on the planet besides her mom Beyoncé .

Jasmine Cephas Jones : "And Peggy"

jasmine cephas jones by Janthonyfluff December 18, 2016

michael jones

1. A member of Achievement Hunter and Rooster Teeth, and host/creator of the popular Youtube series, Rage Quit.
2. Some random fuck who shares the same name as Michael from Rage Quit, and doesn't deserve the same name as him.

Michael Jones: Come on Ray, let's play icky cookie.
Gavin: What the hell is icky cookie?

Ray: Its where you take a cookie and you all take turns jizzing on the cookie.

Gavin: Aww, Ray

michael jones by FablePunk January 5, 2014

Jim Jones Kool Aid 

Any poisonous, liquid concoction one drinks, in order to commit suicide. Taken from the infamous "Jonestown massacre" mass suicide, when cult leader Jim Jones killed his flock with poisoned punch.

"Drain cleaner and Jack Daniels? That's a Jim Jones Kool Aid, if I EVER heard one!"

Jim Jones Kool Aid by D. Gould March 1, 2006

Jonelle 

Very caring and nice person. Emotional and sometimes moody. Very affectionate and easily aroused. A great friend and even better lover, very alluring. Can be athletic but also lazy.

jonelle is a good person

Jonelle by ratatattat469 November 30, 2011

Robot Jones 

Robot Jones is a cute little robot that comes on a show called Whatever Happened to Robot Jones.

:) :) :) No example :) :) :)

Robot Jones by the-x. January 8, 2005