pearl jobs

licking a girls nipples

derived from how a pearl is round and a nipple feels like licking a pearl

I would like to give that girl with big boobs a pearl job!

Do you like pearl jobs?

by Katie May 13, 2005

Part-Time Jobs

1. A (middle) manager whose reach far exceeds his grasp.

2. A Local Caesar for the digital age.

Bert: How is your contribution to the strategic planning committee's mission statement coming along?

Ernie: Dude, we work at an Orange Julius.

Bert: You won't be working here long with that attitude.

Ernie: Aight, Part-Time Jobs. I'll get right on it.

by Bergstein March 8, 2011

Steve Jobs

A man who changed the world and innovated the "touch" to our present day lives. May he rest in peace.

Simple Apple computer------------------>iPod-->iTouch--------->iPhone---->iPad-------->MacBook Pro = Steve Jobs & Apple.

by Yessir12345 October 9, 2011

Steve Jobs

The person who is said to suck even though he makes kick ass computers, CAN run Windows (but most choose not to because it's horrible and Mac already has the features), and doesn't get viruses. Poor people also resent Steve Jobs because they can't afford his products. The only thing that gets on Steve Jobs nerves are Windows fanboys who are too poor to get a Mac.

He treats that Ferrari like Steve Jobs

He works at Mickey D's so he hates nice houses and Steve Jobs.

by thatgreggguy August 5, 2010

Block jobs

When soldiers are given areas to clean within the block they live. Often rotated weekly so everyone gets their fair share.

Get this block squared away why is is so dirty wasn't your block jobs completed this morning

by Heisenberg23 April 22, 2017

Columbus Blow Jobs

A nickname and chirp for the Columbus Blue Jackets. This is usually what the teams haters call them and when they dis them for being the worst team in the NHL. This nickname is even more appropriate due to them being abbreviated to CBJ on tv. Many fans call also them the BJ’s

The Columbus Blow Jobs acquire center Jack Off via trade.

by superboyuss February 22, 2019

Jimmy-Jobs

Another name for condoms. Used in the presence of parents, younger siblings or children, other adults etc.
The name comes in two parts.
Jimmy just a name to alliterate with job plus it's a male name.
Jobs which mean they are doing a particular job.

You wont believe what i saw Jack buying today... some Jimmy-Jobs!

by romanticheroine April 9, 2008