A sex god that causes any female to kneel down and suck his gigantic dick. makes any female wet and once u look at him you can never look away.
Girl 2: do u see that guy over there?
Girl 1: who, Ivan?
Girl 2: yeah, he is so attractive and fukable
Girl 1: who, Ivan?
Girl 2: yeah, he is so attractive and fukable
by Totally true_2003114 November 06, 2019
by Ivan's Biggest Iiiiiii April 09, 2018
Bastard child. Very short and is the owner of a dwarf village. Often gets his ankles broken by his multiple dads. Likes to suck dick daily.
by SlimJimIII February 25, 2018
Usually Tall, Brown, Mexican, one of the biggest cowards alive, a very good scholar, big achiever but he will choose his achievements over his friends any day. Prefers BIG women and also chooses them over his friends. However he is a sweetheart with the ladies, altought he is not the most smartest flirt, he will get ladies.
Don't be an Ivan, and get in the water !
by KoreanR54 May 18, 2013
A boy who 'only has good looking friends' and believes he is the best person in the world. He is verging on a narcissistic sociopath and is never seen without a girl on his arms. He loves movies and will never let you sit through a movie without it being stopped so he can explain it to you. You can either find him at the cinema or smoking weed in the park with his friends
person in the cinema- "That arsehole keeps pausing the movie"
Ivan-(saying something f***ing irrelevant)
Ivan-(saying something f***ing irrelevant)
by livinonmars_downonearth January 08, 2020
by Fkn retard May 16, 2020