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ejaculatory inevitability

The point during sexual intercourse at which the male ejaculation is imminent. The only course of action left to the man is where to deposit his manseed.
"I was railing Anna last night when she mentioned Battlestar Galactica. I immediately reached ejaculatory inevitability and blew my dewshot in her face."
by Butters1 May 15, 2010
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Inventor Gorilla

The act of baking turd in a phallic cake pan until hard and using the galvanized fecal dildo to toss one's own salad.

For purists, the dildo should body body temperature.
Max watched Christian give himself an Inventor Gorilla.
by CaterToRighteousness January 12, 2011
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Inverse Midas

The effect of turning everything into shit. The opposite of the Midas touch, where King Midas was said to turn everything he touched into gold.
The act of fail, to blunder, to make a snafu, or catastrophe
1. Bill: That guy has the Inverse Midas touch. He can't do anything right
George: Nah, it's just a snafu. Could happen to anyone.

2. George: That guy's just like me, he's got the Inverse Midas touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.
Bill: No George, you fail way worse than this guy.

3. Barry: This oil spill is a catastrophe, BP's engineers really have the Inverse Midas touch
Kim: I have on my big boy glasses
Barry: Sure you do.
by M1LRTYM June 1, 2010
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invertebrate

(n). A spineless creature, lacking a backbone. Adapted for use in human society to describe someone who lacks character or resolve.
Have you ever met anyone who didn't have enough self control in an argument to keep his hands off his spouse? Invertebrate.
by DarkVic June 29, 2008
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inventigate

v - to arrive at a conclusion via spurious, lazy, or entirely made up research. to seek truthiness.
Thanks to the journalistic integrity of this local newspaper, we can be sure that these incredibly out-of-context quotations were thoroughly inventigated.
by menace to propriety August 15, 2009
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Inverse Turtleneck

Similar to the homosexual act of docking. In inverse turtlenecking the reciever has his whole head shoved in under the foreskin of the giver.
I totally inverse turtlenecked him like five minutes ago! Smegma everywhere!
by Kedde June 14, 2010
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Inverse Perpendicular Spooning

When you and your partner lay together butt to butt forming a human cross.
Man look at Austin and Paul Inverse Perpendicular Spooning they are so cute together.
by Thatbackupgoalie October 8, 2017
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