Commack Motor Inn

A dark and mysterious realm where a menagerie of creatures gather to engage in vile and heinous sexual acts. It is a place of legend spoken only in whispers as mere mortal men and women quiver in fear of its crusty walls and floors. Many cases of STDs and daddy issues have both entered and exited its cream encrusted walls for decades.

The amount of DNA spilled in this hellish deathscape would leave Maury in awe and keep Forensic Files on tv for centuries. Amenities include basic cable, channel 14, free complimentary penicilin shots, and a free fat bitch with daddy issues with every 10th "visit".

I just landed this fine gurl where can I take her for some pony time?

Definetly not the Commack Motor Inn, unless you want herpes from laying on the bed or the clap from the toilet seat.

by Distortus Dongasaurus July 8, 2025

Green Roof Inn

The Flagler County (Florida) jail.

The county sheriff said that the thief got a free ride to the Green Roof Inn in the backseat of a patrol car.

by anonymous April 10, 2023

Innes

Innes is a traditional Scottish Gaelic name which is unisex for shallow island. People named Innes are often extremely beautiful, witchy, naturally blessed and have a large deity complex.

“Yer a right Innes aren’t you?” “Hen you’re very Innes.”

by ToadGlamour May 21, 2021

Air Inn

The place people go to be ghosts. If they're staying at the air inn, they don't want to talk to you.

"Bro, that hoe I was seeing isn't responding to me anymore."

"Didn't she tell you she was staying at the air inn? Take a hint dude!"

See: blanking, airing

by Jacob babe August 26, 2017

Smalley’s Inn

A small, “haunted” diner in Carmel, NY that used to be known for its spooky decorations. Now, it’s known for being owned by the guy who told a group of FDNY men, “It's been 17 years since the attacks, get over it and move on; all this memorial does is mess up the town.”

Person 1: Did you hear about Smalley’s Inn?
Person 2: Yeah, the owner’s a dick.

by blehblahbloop September 13, 2018

Budget Inn

The local run down motel that a promiscuous man with a strict budget takes a woman he wishes to have sexual intercourse with at a really affordable rate for the night. These motels are usually rated one star and are owned and operated by Indians.

My younger brother just turned 18 today and I booked a reservation at the Budget Inn with a local lot lizard.

by Dr.D Fraud May 15, 2019

Miss Hotel inn

The queen of home wrecking, and slutting around. Goes from door to door in a hotel inn to sleep with married men or just, men. Could be sympathetically used, often not:

“Well atleast im not miss hotel inn 2025 runner up “

by Tallhawtblond July 9, 2025