A dark and mysterious realm where a menagerie of creatures gather to engage in vile and heinous sexual acts. It is a place of legend spoken only in whispers as mere mortal men and women quiver in fear of its crusty walls and floors. Many cases of STDs and daddy issues have both entered and exited its cream encrusted walls for decades.
The amount of DNA spilled in this hellish deathscape would leave Maury in awe and keep Forensic Files on tv for centuries. Amenities include basic cable, channel 14, free complimentary penicilin shots, and a free fat bitch with daddy issues with every 10th "visit".
The amount of DNA spilled in this hellish deathscape would leave Maury in awe and keep Forensic Files on tv for centuries. Amenities include basic cable, channel 14, free complimentary penicilin shots, and a free fat bitch with daddy issues with every 10th "visit".
I just landed this fine gurl where can I take her for some pony time?
Definetly not the Commack Motor Inn, unless you want herpes from laying on the bed or the clap from the toilet seat.
Definetly not the Commack Motor Inn, unless you want herpes from laying on the bed or the clap from the toilet seat.
by Distortus Dongasaurus July 8, 2025
Get the Commack Motor Inn mug.A small, “haunted” diner in Carmel, NY that used to be known for its spooky decorations. Now, it’s known for being owned by the guy who told a group of FDNY men, “It's been 17 years since the attacks, get over it and move on; all this memorial does is mess up the town.”
by blehblahbloop September 13, 2018
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"Bro, that hoe I was seeing isn't responding to me anymore."
"Didn't she tell you she was staying at the air inn? Take a hint dude!"
See: blanking, airing
"Didn't she tell you she was staying at the air inn? Take a hint dude!"
See: blanking, airing
by Jacob babe August 26, 2017
Get the Air Inn mug.a residence, inhabited either permanently or temporarily by a female human who is expecting company from another person for sexual purposes.
Brian: Yo Trevor, you going to come home tonight?
Trevor: Nah bro, I'm going to the cuutnuut inn tonight to see this girl.
Brian: Ah nice, have fun!
Trevor: Nah bro, I'm going to the cuutnuut inn tonight to see this girl.
Brian: Ah nice, have fun!
by trevvvvvv May 17, 2023
Get the cuutnuut inn mug.The county sheriff said that the thief got a free ride to the Green Roof Inn in the backseat of a patrol car.
by anonymous April 10, 2023
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Get the Innes mug.When she locked the door to the men’s room I thought she was ready to go so I gave it a little Rush Inn stretch
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