inflattulation

An obsessive interest in all odors emanating from the bowels of anyone.

Rufus had an inflattulation with crowded elevators.

by stiggywiggy July 24, 2011

academic inflation

When more people than ever around the world are moving through the educational system resulting in people needing to have PhD's for jobs that once required MA's and MA's for jobs that once required BA's.

I couldn't get that job at the McDonald's because academic inflation caused them to only accept PhD's in burgerflipping.

by sheedarara January 20, 2013

Inflategate

The name of the scandel Bob Kraft found himself.

Inflategate is the name of what happens when you own a team that cheats by deflating balls and then you get caught with a hooker.

by Dr Neurohacker February 22, 2019

inflated and plated

Term to define a parked vehicle that is technically not an eyesore. Stems from the minimum standard required to keep a vehicle in your driveway in Troy, Michigan. If all the tires are inflated and the car is plated, it meets the requirements of Chapter 82, Section 302.8 of the Troy Property Maintenance Code.

Dave's cars are far from collectors' pieces or even rough-around-the-edges daily drivers. Dave's more of an 'inflated and plated' kind of car owner.

by cytto August 11, 2020

Inflation Destruction

The fall in investment value that accompanies derisking and deleveraging out of investments that were formerly inflated by money flows to, and carry trade investing in, high interest paying financial institutions, profitable natural resource companies, and high growth companies. Inflation destruction commenced in Brazil Financials, BRAF, and in the high growth Chinese Small Caps, HAO, in November 2010, and in Coal Producers ANR Resources, ANR, and Arch Coal, ACI in January 2011. Inflation destruction begets more of the same as former vigilant investors turn short sellers, and carry out their attack on their former investment, by going short the 200% ETFs, such as ProShares Ultra Brazil, UBR

Inflation Destruction may precede Debt Deflation which is the contraction and crisis that follows credit expansion. One of the most famous quotations of Austrian economist Ludwig von Mises is from page 572 of Human Action: “There is no means of avoiding the final collapse of a boom brought about by credit expansion. The alternative is only whether the crisis should come sooner as the result of a voluntary abandonment of further credit expansion or later as a final and total catastrophe of the currency involved.”

The Age of Leverage was characterised by debt expansion, credit liquidity, stability, economic growth and expansion and prosperity … and passing into The Age of Deleveraging characterised byinflation destruction, debt deflation, credit ill-liquidity, instability, economic contraction and austerity.

Inflation destruction commenced in Brazil Financials, BRAF, and in the high growth Chinese Small Caps, HAO, in November 2010, and in Coal Producers ANR Resources, ANR, and Arch Coal, ACI in January 2011. Inflation destruction begets more of the same as former vigilant investors turn short sellers and attack their former investment, by going short the 200% ETFs, such as ProShares Ultra Brazil, UBR.

by theyenguy February 25, 2011

Inflatio

Noun. Origin: Not Latin. Probably Ben Franklin. Definition: The act of blowing into a woman's mysterious lady parts during oral sex with the intent of causing the woman to queef at an undisclosed later point in time.

Amy tried to blame it on the dog, but we both knew the truth. Inflatio.

by Bee Ruppel October 26, 2013

Inflatulate

To hold one's fart in

You want to inflatulate while making out with your new sweetie.

by cookiefish December 31, 2014