The optical illusion

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.

I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!

by Dump truck January 2, 2017

The moon illusions and lies

The moon is made up of illusions and lies

The moon illusions and lies

by King of wisdom 901 November 3, 2022

Ringworm Illusion

when a man wakes up hungover and looks at his wiener, and sees a red ring around it. This ring is actually the red lipstick that the woman blowing him off last night was wearing.

i looked at my wiener and saw the Ringworm Illusion, and almost passed out.

by PRAZO50 January 20, 2009

lost in illusions

When you are as high as fucked and everything you see seems like you are in Narnia and you start seeing things like Alice in "Alice in Wonderland". Mostly it is caused by shrooms or other drugs that can cause delusions or plays your mind.

Merwin: Dudeeee.. I was lost in illusions last night because of the shrooms that you gave me.

Rupert: Damn Bro! I didn't give them to you, you stole them from me!

by Shadyshadowmoon March 28, 2019

optical illusion

It makes ur eyes trippy

Bro I have my eyes trippy
Did u see optical illusion
Yes

by mewskicekĚČ October 31, 2020

Obstacle Illusion

you have to get around the truth of the statement to see the falsehood it holds

Now I see how our relationship was an obstacle illusion.

by sdawgio December 6, 2019

Illusic

When the music comes on at the club and karaoke and you think you can sing and dance 🎤 🎶 dance

That dude thinks he is Michael Jackson he is illusic.

by kitt980 March 17, 2022