Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.
by Dump truck January 2, 2017
Get the The optical illusionmug. When the music comes on at the club and karaoke and you think you can sing and dance 🎤 🎶 dance
by kitt980 March 17, 2022
Get the Illusicmug. When it feels like you've gotten rid of 5 pounds of crap, only to look and see it was only an ounce or so.
"I'd swear I just dumped a 5 pound loaf, but there's barely a slice in there..must be a craptical illusion."
by OhDoktor May 31, 2013
Get the Craptical illusionmug. 1: Hey wanna see the Holmaf illusion with me?
2: What's the Holmaf illusion?
3: Hold ma fucking balls in yo mouth.
2: What's the Holmaf illusion?
3: Hold ma fucking balls in yo mouth.
by spookianne September 21, 2023
Get the Holmaf illusionmug. A widely used trickery in the food bizz happens when a eatery looks apealing to the eye,the servers are dressed nice, the decor looks upscale..but the food is anything but special to say the least.
This place looks great..the tables and plates are pretty cool looking but the food sucked...just another gourmet illusion! Ruby Tuesday is nothing but a damn gourmet illusion!
by ThwopKing November 24, 2009
Get the Gourmet Illusionmug. You might have thought Jack Palance and Matt Damon were really Irish (or South African for Matt Damon), or Colin Farrell was really Italian, or Jeffrey Wright was really a Dominican that was racist against black people, or that Lorraine Bracco was Jewish and Ray Liotta was Italian (who knows who the guy really is but him) until you looked it up on Wikipedia (or behind you). Then they start to seem a little bit more like posers trying to talk weird than people that teenagers look up to or try to become.
The usher didn't want some schoolboy showing up late to the show, the quiet heped maintain the illusion.
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021
Get the Illusionmug. by mewskicekĚČ October 31, 2020
Get the optical illusionmug.