The Iceberg is, without a fraction of a doubt, the most powerful physical attack ever produced by any living creature to grace the surface of the Earth. This move has yet to even be mastered by anybody in the last 15 millenia. The only known record of the move dates back to 65 million years ago during the cretaceous period, creating the explosion that is widely known for bringing about the end of the dinosaurs.
The move begins with a world-shaking holler, the first signal that imminent doom is approaching. The user then leaps into the air and pounces onto the opponent, flipping them over their head and onto the ground face first. Once the user recovers onto their feet, they will unleash the final part of the devastating attack on the enemy, who is on the ground on all fours in agonizing pain. The user will channel turn around and sprint from 0-to-200 mph towards the downed enemy, winding their right foot back for a kick. Then you will harness the strength of Mother Earth herself, and deliver a kick with the mass of a thousand suns directly to the enemy's testicles. The impact will be so grand, so powerful, so absolutely catastrophic that the light produced when your foot makes contact with their balls will act as a 600-meter radius flashbang. The kick will split every atom in the ball-sack simultaneously, effectively creating a "Tsar Bomba"-tier explosion. Using this move should only be used as the final effort, the last stand, as it will surely bring about the end of days.
The move begins with a world-shaking holler, the first signal that imminent doom is approaching. The user then leaps into the air and pounces onto the opponent, flipping them over their head and onto the ground face first. Once the user recovers onto their feet, they will unleash the final part of the devastating attack on the enemy, who is on the ground on all fours in agonizing pain. The user will channel turn around and sprint from 0-to-200 mph towards the downed enemy, winding their right foot back for a kick. Then you will harness the strength of Mother Earth herself, and deliver a kick with the mass of a thousand suns directly to the enemy's testicles. The impact will be so grand, so powerful, so absolutely catastrophic that the light produced when your foot makes contact with their balls will act as a 600-meter radius flashbang. The kick will split every atom in the ball-sack simultaneously, effectively creating a "Tsar Bomba"-tier explosion. Using this move should only be used as the final effort, the last stand, as it will surely bring about the end of days.
Eric: "Wanna hear a joke bro?"
Jon: "Yeah, your momma, got 'em!"
Eric: *does The Iceberg on Jon*
Everything on Earth: *fucking dies*
Jon: "Yeah, your momma, got 'em!"
Eric: *does The Iceberg on Jon*
Everything on Earth: *fucking dies*
by DiningEtiquette November 24, 2020
Get the The Icebergmug. A guy or a gal on a dating site who only posts pics of their faces, but when you finally see their whole body they are WAY larger than you expected.
by Xander6798 August 25, 2020
Get the Icebergmug. Lookout: Iceberg Right Ahead!
First Officer: Hard a starboard!
2 and a half hours later
Oh fuck everyone drowned or got hypothermia
First Officer: Hard a starboard!
2 and a half hours later
Oh fuck everyone drowned or got hypothermia
by Marker000 August 7, 2024
Get the Iceberg Right Ahead!mug. When you take a really, really, big dump and it is so big that it sticks above the toilet water. Usually looks like a darker color than the poop beneath the water.
Yo!!!! Check out my "iceberg" dump. It has to be sticking out of the water like four inches. No doubt this one is gonna need the plunger.
by human lab rat November 7, 2015
Get the Icebergmug. Suddenly stricken with a case of food poisoning, Rebecca was shocked to see a block of ice too big to flush in the only available toilet. She had no choice but to leave a muddy iceberg.
by Rtrchc April 22, 2018
Get the muddy icebergmug. The sexual act of a dominant partner putting a scoop of ice cream up against the anus of their non-dominant partner and the dominant partner sticks their penis through the ice cream scoop and into the anus
Me and my girlfriend tried The Iceberg last night.
My girlfriend didn’t make me a sandwich so I punished her with The Iceberg.
Dude have you ever tried The Iceberg with your girlfriend?
My girlfriend didn’t make me a sandwich so I punished her with The Iceberg.
Dude have you ever tried The Iceberg with your girlfriend?
by Newwordstolearn69 December 30, 2020
Get the The Icebergmug. When a person send only pictures of their face, only to reveal on a first date that there is a lot more beneath that
Hey man how did your date go? Well she seemed pretty cute until I showed up to the date, and realized she was icebergging me
by Darkman142 December 15, 2020
Get the Iceberggingmug.