a extremely long penis which u will never have not even the half or quarter of it. its just used for rpg or fucking weird shit.
by psusdonyman September 6, 2022
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Janet: Hey Tommy. Do gay men do the same thing? I'm getting frustrated.
Tommy: About what?
Janet: I started dating this guy I met online and we finally decided to have sex last night. He told me at least 10 times during our dating that he was the "8 incher"...
Tommy: It was six, right? You just gotta love those internet inches.
Janet: Oh so they do it in the gay community too...
Tommy: Dahling....men are men...whether gay or straight..*laughs*
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Tommy: About what?
Janet: I started dating this guy I met online and we finally decided to have sex last night. He told me at least 10 times during our dating that he was the "8 incher"...
Tommy: It was six, right? You just gotta love those internet inches.
Janet: Oh so they do it in the gay community too...
Tommy: Dahling....men are men...whether gay or straight..*laughs*
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To have the warm orifice become wet with anticipation seven inches of length had better be paired with at least five inches of girth.
If it's less than seven inches your only excuse is not having finished puberty
Less that seven inches your boner is barely noticeable
To have the warm orifice become wet with anticipation seven inches of length had better be paired with at least five inches of girth.
If it's less than seven inches your only excuse is not having finished puberty
Less that seven inches your boner is barely noticeable
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