Irish 

(i) A person/object that originates from Ireland.

(ii) An identity many middle-aged American's tend to associate themselves with. Contrary to their belief, they are not Irish. Having a "great-granddaddy" from Ireland does not make you Irish.

Colin Farrell is Irish

Yank: "Oh my god, I'm Irish too. My father's mother came from County Kerry. I visited her home town last summer it was so pretty"

Irish by eoinsy August 21, 2009

irish 

Always waffling on about kicking the Brits out of Ireland. I have some startling news for you bog trotters, were still there!! By the way, have any of you noticed how poor you downtrodden cave dwellers are compared to your slightly less bestial neighbours to the North? Think about it (if you can). Ta ta slum monkeys!

Apes, Monkeys, Cro Mangon, Simian, Beasts, Irish

irish by Prof. Spock September 12, 2006

irish 

fantastic Red haired scarily pale breed of people found on small cold island on outskirts of Europe
Famous for
- Heavy drinking
- Teaching americans that Pog ma hone is an olde worlde Irish greeting
- And generally being fantastic

Gee whizz I wish I was a fantastic irish person, id greet them all with a heartey "pog ma hone"

irish by fantastic December 6, 2003

irish 

the only people who will make you feel guilty for smoking marijuana while guzzling a bottle of jack daniels. they are tough people. they could definitely kick my ass, if not physically, definitely verbally.

Oh, I'm an Irish Catholic, my religion is the best and all others suck.

Look at that "tough" Irish kid talking shit to everyone just to start a brawl.

irish by someonelessthananirishcatholic December 13, 2009

Irish 

Irish - A group of people from the island of Ireland, that are owned by the British, want to be Italians but arent even as good as the Scottish, also these people are permadrunks that love to fight.
also have never controlled a large Empire, like the British, Romans, Mongolians
Germans or any one else... hell even the French have contributed more to the world

Those damn Irish always fighting in the bars, and arguing about soccer

Irish by Psuedolph the red nosed pengui April 6, 2009

irish 

irish to be from ireland. to be irish you have 1: to be born in ireland 2: a roman catholic 3: be able to hold your drink 4:must be able to trace your family back in ireland by 2000 years. 5:hate prods. 6: have at least one nobel prize laureate in your family 7: hate prods 8:hate the english 9:dance really badly 10: shagged at least 3 british girls in a year preferably up the arse 11: start a row in an empty room. 12:hate prods. 13:hate everyone else.14:must eat bacon everyday.15: shagged at least 50 prod girls in the mouth. 16: celebrate st paddys day everyday.

hello im irish, kiss me im irish, fuck me im irish, fuck off your irish,im irish an im gonna kick your fuckin door in drink all your beer shag your wife sister and granny at the same time, then wipe me cock on your curtains before pissin off to the pub for a refresher. ireland for the irish, prods out!

irish by da origanal playa May 24, 2006

Irish 

People with a awesome accent, they like to wear green.

'Ello Bertrand, ye like me accent? I'm Irish. Ya like me green, too?

Irish by Sexy and Horny January 11, 2008