How is it at the lamplighter inn looking for the way down, how's the lamplighter in lately have you found any, without the lamplighter in I'm in the room, lamplighter inn and I'm looking for a light, thinking about my riches I'll be taking a piss at The lamplighter inn.
by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

if you looked this up, you really should be there instead, i think. thats called obsessive compulsive disorder, you know
by andrew stock (yes, that one) March 2, 2005

A Liam innes is a furry little animal derived from the most stupidest strain of monkeys others wise known as a ragamuffin, a Liam Innes is not at all a ladies man and is in fact quite the opposite, whenever it sees a Brora/Courtney M it gets a boner and goes off to the locker rooms to try to get a schooling from peers in the locker room but always fails as all it ever does is listen, I am not saying it is gay but I’m having second thought with it’s antics . A Liam Innes is a house mouse for a fact, it would rather finger its bum hole and sniff it all day than come out about Helmsdale to have a laugh and a kick about with the real men,
EXAMPLE 1
Grant - ‘Liam I’ll suck your cock if you want’
Liam Incest - ‘aye *sniff* that’s great craic mate
*sniffs like Robbie urquhart*’
EXAMPLE 2
Person 1 - ‘Liam where u going’
Liam Innes - ‘Locker rooms *sniff*’
Person 2 - ‘probably off to fuckin listen again’
Liam Innes - ‘u wantin to go like? *sniffs*’
Person 3 - ‘liam fuck off you couldnt hurt a fly’
Grant - ‘Liam I’ll suck your cock if you want’
Liam Incest - ‘aye *sniff* that’s great craic mate
*sniffs like Robbie urquhart*’
EXAMPLE 2
Person 1 - ‘Liam where u going’
Liam Innes - ‘Locker rooms *sniff*’
Person 2 - ‘probably off to fuckin listen again’
Liam Innes - ‘u wantin to go like? *sniffs*’
Person 3 - ‘liam fuck off you couldnt hurt a fly’
by TheShitStirrer February 14, 2020

A dark and mysterious realm where a menagerie of creatures gather to engage in vile and heinous sexual acts. It is a place of legend spoken only in whispers as mere mortal men and women quiver in fear of its crusty walls and floors. Many cases of STDs and daddy issues have both entered and exited its cream encrusted walls for decades.
The amount of DNA spilled in this hellish deathscape would leave Maury in awe and keep Forensic Files on tv for centuries. Amenities include basic cable, channel 14, free complimentary penicilin shots, and a free fat bitch with daddy issues with every 10th "visit".
The amount of DNA spilled in this hellish deathscape would leave Maury in awe and keep Forensic Files on tv for centuries. Amenities include basic cable, channel 14, free complimentary penicilin shots, and a free fat bitch with daddy issues with every 10th "visit".
I just landed this fine gurl where can I take her for some pony time?
Definetly not the Commack Motor Inn, unless you want herpes from laying on the bed or the clap from the toilet seat.
Definetly not the Commack Motor Inn, unless you want herpes from laying on the bed or the clap from the toilet seat.
by Distortus Dongasaurus July 8, 2025

The county sheriff said that the thief got a free ride to the Green Roof Inn in the backseat of a patrol car.
by anonymous April 10, 2023

Innes from Australia's married at first sight is a "cunt"
by Baza9898 February 18, 2019

Ewan Innes is the fattest human being on earth and is a ugly lookin person. Too bad his will was left behind because its the skinniest thing youll ever see.
Your sincerely my donkey
Your sincerely my donkey
by My nan spoon January 15, 2018
