Giannis starts livestream on Instagram
Giannis: “Not only am I a freak on the courts, but I’m a freak in the sheets.”
Girlfriend: “ stoppp! Kids are watching.”
Giannis: “Not only am I a freak on the courts, but I’m a freak in the sheets.”
Girlfriend: “ stoppp! Kids are watching.”
by XtremelyClutch January 14, 2020
by hackerrazzi July 27, 2008
by jbreezyRulez December 07, 2008
Guy 1: Did your boss let you bounce early?
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve and he wasn’t there so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo.
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve and he wasn’t there so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo.
by Dreamz December 31, 2007
When you order hookers to your days inn hotel room only to be told that they cant touch your penis without a sheet over it. Like a penis dressed up like a ghost. Still worth it.
"Hey Joe did you get head from that girl?" "Nah only a sheet job" "LUCKY!"
"Hey guys sorry im in such a bad mood, my wife gave me another sheet job again last night!"
"Hey guys sorry im in such a bad mood, my wife gave me another sheet job again last night!"
by SkidMizzy April 16, 2008
Tell tale brown stains, usually a tracked pair on the man's
side of the bed, indicating less than perfect hygiene.
side of the bed, indicating less than perfect hygiene.
by I.M. Salmon July 15, 2011
A sheet shark is a girl who sneaks under the bed sheets while your sleeping and performs surprise oral sex on you
by jsjdw June 10, 2016