Hypositomation

a hypothesis that is estimated

Great scientists can't really count every living person on a great land mass; so they carry out the process of hypositomation to calculate the number of people living there using facts from the human population over the years up until now.

by samiliha January 26, 2009

Hyposeismochondria

(n) A condition where one experiences sudden bouts of imagined earthquakes.
(v) hyposeismochondriate
(adj) hyposeismochondriac

Post the terrible earthquake and tsunami in Japan,Pipe has been experiencing Hyposeismochondria.

A heavy lunch make me hyposeismohondriate.

Do you think ear infections turn you into an hyposeismochondriac?

by PIPESMOKER April 22, 2011

Hypochocolataemia

Low blood chocolate level

The term hypochocolataemia literally means "under-chocolate blood" (Gr. hypo-, Chocolate, haima).

Hypochocolataemia is caused by an insufficient intake of chocolate

"I bought some chocolate because I was suffering from severe hypochocolataemia"

by The man with the brownies May 7, 2009

hypoboyfriendiasis

Refers to an excessive preoccupation or worry about their new boyfriend and his hobbies.

Commonly the type of person diagnosed is one who has been in many relationships in the past year and each time they forget about you until they're single again.

Abbey Draut used to like zombies, dance, and plants. However when she started dating Chuck Norris, she stopped doing all of that. Now all she does is watch football, go to football events, and wear jersey tees with jean shorts. She has a serious case of hypoboyfriendiasis.

by JesseCalhoun March 9, 2010

Hypnosnatch

When a woman is found attractive by many people, despite not being obviously good looking

Everybody loves her, she must have a hypnosnatch

by EGMCL July 8, 2010

hypocondramatic

Someone who is always in the drama.

That girl? She's a hypocondramatic, she's in everyone's business!

by ladyDDD July 11, 2010

Hypochristian

A person who proclaims christian values while acting in the opposite manner. A portmanteau of hypocrite and christian.

During the divorce, his outwardly fine, upstanding, church-going parents-in-law were nasty, underhanded and dishonest. This caused him to invent the word hypochristian to describe their behaviour.

by misterekz September 23, 2011