Major Hurting

When something is really really bad, or when a guy or a girl are really ugly.

Guy 1:"A dawg I went to pick up my check from work today, and I got fired"

Guy2: "Dam bro that's major hurting"

Ex:2 Monica: " Hey Jazzmyn and I met Maya's new boyfriend, and he's major hurting."

by bunnyluv143 April 17, 2012

intense hugging

It's a secret term for sex with someone you truly love not only because of how they look but also because of their personality.

Intense hugging is a must and I would expect that from a very respectful man.

by Whiteraven666 January 4, 2018

ovaries hurting

A girl wanting to have a child because of being around children

*girl around babies* girl 1: being around these kids got my ovaries hurting

Girl 2: girllll same.

by Thatbishhhhhh May 9, 2021

Hurting Dolphins

Masturbating to the point when it becomes painful. Often in the case of single men.

Patrick had been single for 7 months, so it's safe to assume he had a case of the hurting dolphins.

by PattyMac January 12, 2009

hurting unit

1. Someone's pecker that is sore from over useage or disease.
2. Someome who is so hungover that they can't see straight.
3. A dumbass who can't think their way out of anything.

Man, you are one hurting unit.

by PeeBee February 22, 2004

Hurling the Hedgehog

Young lady not shy of pushing her trimmed beaver around the block !!! Often found in Southend on Sea wearing White stilletoes and no knickers !!!!!

I saw that reb out on saturday she was with her sixth different bloke in two weeks........man, she is just hurling the hedgehog everywhere !!!!

by gogogreen September 17, 2007

tree hugging season

That time of year that starts around Earth Day and ends a few months after (weather good for protesting) when hippies go out and recycle, smoke pot, make drum circles, and eat granola bars.

Joe: Gay hippies are in the library complaining about The Man, must be tree hugging season. season.

by Timmeh-San April 22, 2009