camel humps

The bulging imprint of a large set of titties in a shirt or sweater. The second sexiest part of the camel,after the camel toe.

Check out the camel humps on that Hooter's girl.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

humungus bungus

huge black cock

"I like women...I have a humungus bungus....You'll be ready to merry me?"(drunk dude on cop show)

by cop watcher August 7, 2010

Humps

Breasts and/or "junk in the trunk". Anything curvaceous on a female body. A good investment in order to receive what is known as "bling".*

*Refer to Black Eye Peas song that induces cringing.

"Check out my humps while I point to my bottom and chest. Aren't they rather exquisite?"

by Suzie072 December 28, 2005

hummusing

The act of eating or making the hummus which is a middle eastern dip made of mashed chickpeas, olive oil, garlic, lemon juice, and tahini.

Person 1:
Mary & I were hummusing yesterday at my house with pita chips while we drank martinis.
What did you do?
Person 2:
Hummusing too of course.

We were hummusing at a picnic last night with crudités & white wine.

by SherenaToo September 22, 2015

humps per minute

A way of measuring the speed of sexual intercourse.

Greg: My girlfriend and I did it doggy style last night.

Matt: Cool, how fast?

Greg: I'd say about 150 humps per minute.

by Salmon55 June 26, 2010

Hummuscide

To kill someone by force feeding them too much Hummus.

Shit! abraham just commited Hummuscide oy vay!

by eore May 17, 2007

vegan hummus

Using this term will scare vegans as many of them love hummus as one of the few commercially viable but delicious vegan foods in the modern worlds. Can be quite humorous. Note that "hummus" can be substituted with the name of any well-known vegan food with varying results; the best ones are things like "Egg replacer" that the person has spent a lot of time looking for.

Omnivore: "I picked up some 'vegan hummus' for you. I know you like that stuff."
Herbivore: "Thanks! You're so considerate. (to self) Shit! What the hell has been in the hummus I've been eating all these years?"
Omnivore: "(to self) Victory! (to Herbivore) Don't mention it."

by Tez, a man March 22, 2010