Humans

selfish insensitive thieving liars.

men are the perfect example of the evil ways of humans...

by Karmagonnagetufools August 10, 2010

humanist

Follower of the belief system of humanism, the religion of the politically correct world. It is understood that no one can tell another human that they are wrong for what they think and feel.

Humanist: Good God why can't you people see that the most rational and politically correct way of thinking is that of a humanist!
me: According to your belief system a human can't be wrong for what he or she feels. So were the nazis wrong for their malicious feelings towards the jews, or were the jews wrong for feeling victemized?
Humanist: I...don't...know.......

by Trae July 11, 2006

humans vs zombies

The gayest shit ever. For people who have nothing better to do than put yellow bandannas on and run around throwing socks and each other.

This is what people do in college who don't drink, dance, work or do anything a normal person would consider socially acceptable.

The death of a college campus for a week.

Person 1: Why are all these retards running around with bandannas throwing socks?

Person 2: It's humans vs zombies.

Person 1: Damnit, I hate nerds.

by Skoda23 September 16, 2010

Humans

The most inhumane race on Earth

I see humans, but not humanity

by As_red_as_blood January 6, 2016

humans suck

A commonly used teenage angst phrase.

Angsty teen: OMG, humans suck, but I am one! I must suck! Oh well, time to cut myself while listening to Linkin Park.

by Party Pooper July 12, 2004

humans

Primary adversary of the katywampus birddog

Derogatory term used by those with limited mental capacity to insult others by failing to recognize them as individuals (often used to bolster their own self image)

If the humans around here would do things like I say we'd be makin' money

by Scott T December 25, 2008

humanist

Years ago, moronic atheists finally came to the conclusion that everybody hates them. So they made another attempt to relabel themselves hoping that people would overlook their unjustified sense of self-superiority, moral cowardice, and complete irrational garbage.

"Ha, you believe in God? We humanists are smarter than you because we think we are just going to rot in a hole in the ground and that the universe just appeared on it's own one day."

"And that is smart because...?"

"Uh... gay pride?"

"God have mercy on these morons..."

by KingLampshade May 18, 2009