houston shake 

When a man is recieving head from a fair lass and upon arrival of his sexual climax (and or orgasm) shakes his penis at the girl blowing him and spreads his seed all over her unsuspecting face.

I Houston Shaked that girl un till she went blind.

houston shake by Charlie Sheppard January 23, 2006

Houston Jetpacked 

You get an extreemly fat chick with giant saggy boobs, strap that ho up with a dildo, get in front of that beast, flop them saggy titties over your back and down your chest ( like jetpack handles) squeeze them bad boys and let her rip up your asshole...

Also reffered to as the Houston jetpacker

Dude I can't wait until I go to fat camp this summer, I'm gunne get Houston jetpacked so many times!!!

Dude That was the best Houston Jetpack ever!

Why are you limping so bad bro?"..."shit man I got houston jettpacked so hardcore last night"

Houston Jetpacked by D-Hutch December 31, 2008

Houston Calls 

A powerpop band from the kickass state of new jersey as in Lyndhurst, New Jersey. Currently signed to Drive-Thru Records. And one of my favorite bands of all time :D

* Thomas "Chitty" Keiger – vocals, guitar
* Jose Lopez — guitar, backup vocals
* Ryohei Richard "Okie" Okamoto – keyboards, backup vocals
* Jarrett Seltzer – bass
* Joshua Michael Grigsby – drums

Former members
* Tommie Clayton – drums
* Kenny Ryan – guitar

i commented houston calls on their myspace and they commented back!

Houston Calls by make.a.wish March 15, 2008

houston texans 

expansion team

The Texans are 2 years old

houston texans by ZZ99 March 23, 2004

houston handbag 

when a skier is carrying his skis, poles and boots in a certain way. the skis go together, then each pole strap goes over one end of the skis, creating a handle-like carrying system. for it to be a complete houston handbag, the ends of the skis must be covered by your boots

look at that doof, walkin around base with his houston handbag

houston handbag by moli66 January 14, 2009

Houston Air Conditioner 

When a sex partner blows from below on your balls and taint to cool them.

It was humid and hotter than hell outside today and luckily my girlfriend gave me a Houston Air Conditioner to cool off my sweaty balls.

Houston Air Conditioner by hbmn June 29, 2011

Houston High 

A high school in Germantown, Tn with the snobbiest, annoying and fakest kids go. Most of the kids are rich and suck their dads dick.

Aye bro, where she go? Ah dont fuck with her she go to a Houston High

Houston High by BigClappa November 7, 2018