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Hotel Muffler 

Using hotel towels to muffle your farts while shacked up in a hotel with a strange woman.
When you are in a hotel room with strange woman about to get blown but you need to fart. You go into the bathroom, grab all the towels, hold them up to your ass and fart. Hence a hotel muffler. She suspects nothing unless she uses one off the towels to clean the gizz off her face
Hotel Muffler by Chilltown37 September 24, 2006
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Hotel California

A historic residence in LA torn down in 94'. Not a Hotel proper. It's a song by the Eagles with encrypted and well crafted messages using metaphor and play on words etc to convey a 1969 tragic event in such a way that only certain enlightened listeners can understand.
The Hotel on us in exchange for snitch money and this occurred in California. Eagles did not want to use La La Land to pin down the location and risk linking the incident to other artists who referenced the same historic event referred to as the Hotel California.
Hotel California by Cody333 January 2, 2015

Hotel Hideaway 

A sex game where you have sex with internet people, aka cybersex
Let's go fuck on hotel hideaway first!
Hotel Hideaway by Big dick ehab April 18, 2018

Hotel Mario

A fucking masterpiece on the best selling system known to man, it's another word for perfect.
Hey this stake is Hotel Mario

Hotel California

1. A song made famous by the Eagles; one of the most recognizable songs of their career.
2. One of the few songs to give me nightmares as a child due to the imagery the song induced.
3. One of my all-time favorite songs by ANY band.

To me, the song represents a first time using drugs that goes HORRIBLY wrong.

Allow me to clarify. In the first verse, the lines "There she stood in the doorway / I heard the mission bell / And I was thinking to myself / This could be heaven or this could be hell" is where he meets the woman who introduces him to this new drug and convinces him to use it. The next lines "Then she lit up a candle / And she showed me the way" is where she actually helps him to use this drug, as he's unfamiliar with it.

In the third verse, the high takes a fast turn for the worse. "In the master's chambers / They gathered for the feast / They stab it with their steely knives / But they just can't kill the beast" marks where the hallucinations take a darker, frightening turn.

"Last thing I remember / I was running for the door" is his natural reaction of trying to escape the horror. "I had to find the passage back / To the place I was before" is the futility of trying to escape the place his mind was dragged to.

"'Relax,' said the night man / 'We are programmed to receive / You can check out any time you like / But you can never leave'" are the final lines to the song, and feed into the paranoia the drugs have induced along with the hallucination.
Hotel California gave me nightmares as a child.
Hotel California by schizonephilim October 26, 2018

Hotel Charlie 

The letters H and C coded in standard NATO system. Stands for Head Case, which is someone that is crazy.
Wow Nicole sure did turn into a total Hotel Charlie after I banged her.

Hotel 815 

Call sign of the outpost in Starship Troopers 2.
Hotel 815 is located two clicks away.
Hotel 815 by Toph9013 October 10, 2008