Hot Pocket

Falling off ones skateboard in such a way that they land on their side. It usually happens when you lean back too far.

"I went for a kickflip down that set but I was leaning back too far and I hot pocketed"

by FHS Voltaire November 04, 2009

Hot Pocket

A short, attractive gay man - so small, he looks as though he can fit into your pocket.

I just love to pick up hot pockets at the gay bar.

by fluffyqueer October 22, 2005

hot pocket

a food used during early morning sex. when there is only one, you bite, chew, make out, regurgitate into your partners mouth, take another bite, lather, rinse, repeat.

no one knows how they can waffle so early in the morning, they believe the stamina is in the hot pocket

by yourmomeatswaffles April 03, 2007

Hot Pocket

n. A term given to attractive women who commits to attend friendly engagements but fails to follow through.

Thus the phrase, "hot and flakey" (A homonym phrase to that of an actual hot pocket).

Eric: Hey pretty lady. What time do you want me to pick you up?
Helen: Oh, about that...Something came up, I don't think I can go today.
Eric: You're such a hot pocket!

by atypicaleric December 13, 2010

hot pocket

To fill a pizza pocket with a mixture of menstrual fluid and ejaculative fluids and deep frying the hot pocket. Server immediately.

Mary: Mom what's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Your father and I have prepared hot pockets

by MW4L April 11, 2008

Hot Pocket

A swollen, diseased, festering vagina.

Man, she has one nasty Hot Pocket; it's ready to shoot puss everywhere.

by Fat Washington November 10, 2003

Hazleton Hot Pocket

A necrophilia and coprophilia based sex act, in which a hazletard removes a corpse's head, defecates in the esophagus, and has sex with the esophagus.

hazletard: Nothing like visting the morgue at Hazleton General Hospital, and pulling off a Hazleton Hot Pocket!

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 09, 2010