Horndry

The act of going for a laundry with a hardon or being horny

" I'm just gonna horndry my clothes"

Or
I'm going for a horndry!

by Zoyka5 December 30, 2012

Horser

Something optimus presumably isn't carrying. It's also the name of one of optimus songs. Horser is slang for many things like drugs guns etc. It's commonly heard at gas station in the morning by local crackheads. The slang may also refer to the sepcefic drug ketamaine.

Hey Barry want to go back and take a hut of horser

by Fortdumb March 15, 2021

the Hoerner

When the opposite partner affectionately touches you and immediately turns away and pretends to be tired, yet comes back repeatedly after a few moments over and over again

A girl kisses a boy and looks deep into his eyes (both thinking this is awesome!!!!) as the boy goes back to kiss her again she turns her head back and acts like she's tired just to play her games. the hoerner is what you just experienced

by Yorkmiester April 20, 2010

B-Horne

Also known as the (Ignorant Fish), this is a unique being that apears to be a cross between a human and a large bottom feeding fish. Consuming mostly trash from the bottom of Damy Avis's pond, he gets sexually stimulated and uses his unique ability to flop/walk into her house during late nights. Attracting her with his disturbingly large glowing forehead they preform rough yet slimey coitus. After a long 8 hours of physical flopping in bed, he screams with a shrill moment of horny pleasure.

B-Horne

by Laveecalow April 12, 2014

Van Horned

When one says something depressing that brings the whole crowd down. Usually, a crowd is laughing and having fun, then the individual makes a sad or self depreciating comment that leaves everyone speechless or nervously laughing, while keeping a straight face.

"Man, that was a hilarious joke!"
"Almost as hilarious as my pending divorce."
*frozen smiles and awkward chuckles
"Dude, you just Van Horned us so hard."

by TheMightyThor47 July 21, 2017

mighty horned

A state of being in which someone is absolutely bricked up but it is ferocious and timid. It’s so solid to the point of zero control and it cannot be adjusted to hide it. It just be and there is only one thing you can say when everyone in your family and workplace and public place sees it.

Trish: oh…my….fucking…fucks…….what the actual hell my dude!

Terry towels jr.: I’m mighty horned

Trish (and everyone else present in unison): Ohhhh word! He is simply mighty horned and there’s nothing that can be done!

Bobby slacks: ITS MARCH MADNESS!! Zooooooops and slooooops ñëyuoirnes!

by Bro Jake March 22, 2023

horngry

Hungry and Horny at the same time.

Homer Simpson is in a purpetual state of horngryness.

by Jesus Christ the 2nd August 12, 2005