The morning after you wake up from a night of partying still wearing your makeup and reeking of alcohol. Normally, your makeup has been smeared, and you look like a hooker at the end of a long night.
by Atrsoco7584 March 15, 2009
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to reach the point of intoxication where you lose all ability to think rationally, are released from all inhibitions, and your vision becomes to blurred you can no longer read your moral compass.
Origin; This slang is thought to have originated circa 185 B.C when it was law that if you were caught canoodleing with a prostitute you could be sentence to death by stoning. When a man became so inebriated that he disregarded the consequences and purchased the services of a prostitute, he was said to be "hooker pissed"
to reach the point of intoxication where you lose all ability to think rationally, are released from all inhibitions, and your vision becomes to blurred you can no longer read your moral compass.
Origin; This slang is thought to have originated circa 185 B.C when it was law that if you were caught canoodleing with a prostitute you could be sentence to death by stoning. When a man became so inebriated that he disregarded the consequences and purchased the services of a prostitute, he was said to be "hooker pissed"
"In Drumheller I was so hooker pissed I misplaced my clothing"
"Either he cannot stand up or he is purposely laying on that very homely women, he must be hooker pissed."
"Either he cannot stand up or he is purposely laying on that very homely women, he must be hooker pissed."
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Hooler
• hooker
• holler
• hooner
• hoofer
• hookerface
• hooker spit
• hollerback girl
• hoober
• hooer
Also holla back girl or hollerback girl.
1. A holler back girl is the kind of girl who if you holler or holla at them, they are likely to acknowledge your attempt to mack or spit game and give you a chance.
2. A holler back girl is one who if you meet and exchange numbers and even talk about getting together in some indefinite future event, is the one who would call you first. Where most girls would wait for the man to make the move, a holler back girl would holler back first.
3. Holler back girls are typically promiscuous and flirtatious. Where most girls would be offended if a guy on the street yelled "damn that’s a phat ass! Let me holla atcha!" A holler back girl would take it as a compliment and then begin a conversation with the playa.
4. Holler back girls or HBG's tend to be as big as players/playas as guys. Meaning that they are scheming and prowling for the booty tip and booty call as much as a man.
5.HBG's aren't interested in a relation ship per se, but are more interested in hooking up with a guy that hollers at them. HGB's love attention from guys.
1. A holler back girl is the kind of girl who if you holler or holla at them, they are likely to acknowledge your attempt to mack or spit game and give you a chance.
2. A holler back girl is one who if you meet and exchange numbers and even talk about getting together in some indefinite future event, is the one who would call you first. Where most girls would wait for the man to make the move, a holler back girl would holler back first.
3. Holler back girls are typically promiscuous and flirtatious. Where most girls would be offended if a guy on the street yelled "damn that’s a phat ass! Let me holla atcha!" A holler back girl would take it as a compliment and then begin a conversation with the playa.
4. Holler back girls or HBG's tend to be as big as players/playas as guys. Meaning that they are scheming and prowling for the booty tip and booty call as much as a man.
5.HBG's aren't interested in a relation ship per se, but are more interested in hooking up with a guy that hollers at them. HGB's love attention from guys.
playa: "Damn boo you is fine! Here's my number. Holler at your boy tonight."
HBG: "Ok playa. You's is a fine mans, so i'm gonna call you tonight."
playa: (later that same day) "Yo dawg peep this. I spit game to this (fly) ass hoochie and she was diggin my game. So she is gonna call me after she gets her weave fixed."
playa 2: "She's a holler back girl for sure. Go ahead playa!"
HBG: "Ok playa. You's is a fine mans, so i'm gonna call you tonight."
playa: (later that same day) "Yo dawg peep this. I spit game to this (fly) ass hoochie and she was diggin my game. So she is gonna call me after she gets her weave fixed."
playa 2: "She's a holler back girl for sure. Go ahead playa!"
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that pair of hooker tits might get the milk and cookie treat meant if I stay drinkin these wild turkey shots.
by truthBspoken June 29, 2008
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Redneck Guy: Hey darling you goin to homecoming?
Redneck Girl: Homecoming? Oh honey do you mean holler-fest? Cause of course i will be there honey, with my maan.
Redneck Guy: Aighty then Ill see yall there!
Redneck Girl: Homecoming? Oh honey do you mean holler-fest? Cause of course i will be there honey, with my maan.
Redneck Guy: Aighty then Ill see yall there!
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Basically a very cheap whore.
Usually found at Walmart.
Thinks Walmart is the hottest "Club"
As well as Safeway, Raleys, Savemart, Rite-Aid, etc.
But especially Walmart
Basically a very cheap whore.
Usually found at Walmart.
Thinks Walmart is the hottest "Club"
As well as Safeway, Raleys, Savemart, Rite-Aid, etc.
But especially Walmart
Guy 1-Did you hook up with Grace?
Guy 2-Yeah man, she's such a Walmart Hooker.
Guy 1- Hey do you want to buy a hooker?
Guy 2- Yeah, but I don't have enough money.
Guy 1- It's okay, we can just get a Walmart Hooker!
Guy 2- Like Grace?
Guy 1- Exactly!
Guy 2-Yeah man, she's such a Walmart Hooker.
Guy 1- Hey do you want to buy a hooker?
Guy 2- Yeah, but I don't have enough money.
Guy 1- It's okay, we can just get a Walmart Hooker!
Guy 2- Like Grace?
Guy 1- Exactly!
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