horseshittery

Similar to FUBAR Horseshittery is an act that makes no sense.

Horseshittery:Put it on take it off common occurence on container terminals

by Fred Nitney August 17, 2020

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Pinching Horseshoes

A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.

A blended term making use of two popular idioms:

pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.

"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."

I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."

by Annastacia June 27, 2009

sixteen horses in a bucket

A phrase that doesn't mean anything in particular.

Used by Tobuscus during some of his Lazy Vlogs when he is walking through a busy place in public and doesn't want people to know he is vlogging. Because he vlogs with his iPhone, he just puts it to his ear and pretends he is talking to his mom on the phone and uses the phrase.

In a similar way, while he was in college, he used the phrase Probably Monday.

Tobuscus during a Lazy Vlog:

"There are a lot of people here, shh, shhh... (Puts his phone to his ear) Hey mom? Yeah? How many? Sixteen! Sixteen horses in a bucket? Alright... alright, I got it! I got it, sixteen---in one bucket, okay."

by harvesterboy June 12, 2013

brown horseshoe

whenever you shit a real long turd and it raps around the edges of the toilet

Came home from happy hour at Taco Bell and felt my 4 cheesy burritos trying to come out like lava. Went to the toilet, stood up literally 3 seconds after, BOOM, there lie a brown horseshoe.

by shockalala July 19, 2014

Goodbye Horses

When Q Lazzarus's 'Goodbye Horses' is playing within earshot, a drunk male will drop his pants and underwear, tuck his genitals between his legs, raise and lower his shirt, and dance around the room while whispering 'Would You Fuck Me'; recreating the famous 'Buffalo Bill' tucking scene from the Silence of the Lambs.

A: You remember when Kyle went 'Goodbye Horses' on us last night.
B: Yeah man. Surreal.

by IT-Dan August 28, 2013

To be Honest

an incredibly over-used refuge for the inarticulate to máke a point of statement.Can be used in any sentence as long as you agree with yourself.

i really don't like to stick pineapples up my arse...to be honest. But have you tried a cucumber?

by moose head May 7, 2005