Homnesty

noun.

The quality of being honest only in confines of one's home

"I wanna be friends with people who are honest all the time, Bob. Homnesty doesn't rate well in my book, dude!"

by zhel_id May 24, 2016

Homenesia

Blankly staring at your device's home screen trying to remember what app you were going to open

WTF was I just about to look up? I constantly suffer from homenesia.

by rebelrebel92 January 27, 2017

hoemones

When someone clearly can't stop lusting over someone they find is hot or sexy

They are all over this person even when they protest.

When hoemones are acting up, the individual in question will give their target multiple compliments that may or may not be suggestive.

Friend 1: omg your so hot! Do you work out? Are you a movie star?

Friend 2, In the background probably: Omg can you control your hoemones pleas?!

by Theguccimakane January 7, 2018

Hormones

Rats

Max: Idk why but I’ve been thinking a lot about relationships recently

Ryan: same

Max: I’m gonna choose to blame it on hormones tho

Ryan: ya hormones are rats

by Myuiadravenx July 25, 2018

Homenesia

When students forget all directions or instructions taught in the classroom once they get home.

I was going to finish my assignment, but I got homenesia and couldn’t remember how to do any of it.

by LeyLeyLibraQueen March 5, 2021

Homoest

To be more than homo

"Well you're as homo as me"
"Nuh uh you're homoest"

by Not Jupiter June 9, 2023

Homoner

a gay or ghey land owner or landlord.

I'm going to pay rent to the homoner, you go get that imitation crab for my allergies.

by Stupidlyawesome November 25, 2023