hamlet

O fuck

*walks into the wrong classroom* "hamlet"

by gingerthebigdaddy January 30, 2017

Hamletitus

A stress level of great height found prominently in students studying the William Shakespeare play "Hamlet". Medicine for this illness can be resolved with 15 minute breaks, caffeine (high dosage), and masturbation. To learn more, speak to your doctor.

"Hey Jerry!"
"What? What the fuck do you want? I'm writing a paper on the play 'Hamlet'!"
"Man, you must have Hamletitus. Masturbate, man.

by Rvbb3rDvck December 23, 2016

Hommetes

Is the female version of 'homies'.You can call your female friends this.

Me:YOOO WADUP HOMMETES!!!??? Hommetes:nothin much

by Can't_corona_just_end_already April 21, 2020

homlessexual

only like homeless non binary human (or dogs tbh)(or any animal but dogs do be kinda fine)

IM SO homlessexual FOR THAT HOMLESS NON BIANARY cat

by bistome April 29, 2020

homblette

Amazing, beautiful, the best you will ever meet.

The homblette girls don't spit they swallow..

by Beast mode and half March 18, 2021

homietrosexual

Sexuality where one is attracted to/would have sex with females, but would only date males/ the homies

Person 1: "So you're basically gay but would smash females?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I'm homietrosexual"

by Cute fucker March 30, 2021

hamlet

hamlet is a distinguished fellow, typically a nerd with superiority issues. however, he is hella christian and halal. hes very obsessed with grammar and plays trumpet. according to his coworker, he is wednesday adam's little brother. he can be reserved and glum sometimes, probably because he works at a bar and hates the russians that binge drink there. did i mention he is armo af? he wishes he lived in the 5th century because he's too classy for this current armageddon time period for the world. he hates qyartus but is secretely a qyartu due to his overuse of "💋"

overall, hamlet is a strange intellectual fellow.

damn hamlet just blocked me for the wrong use of grammar

by arachgitem February 4, 2023