Hero Squad

Fictitious branch of the army, of which men who still live with their mother are able to be a part of. Before accepted into this branch of the army you must first be awarded your stuffed seal for marksmanship and stuffed gorilla for sand-racing.

Buster: I'm not a coward, would a coward have this!

Lucille: Whats that?

Buster: They're awards mother... this one is for marksmanship, and this one, sand-racing... and tomorrow they're putting me in something called: "HERO SQUAD!"

by 1stSinth May 5, 2010

Voyage of the Hero

The element of literature that states every story follows the same basic eight stage pattern.

Stage 1 - Birth
Stage 2 - Childhood Adventures
Stage 3 - Preperation, Meditation, Withdrawel, Refusal
Stage 4 - Quest
Stage 5 - Death
Stage 6 - Underworld
Stage 7 - Resurrection
Stage 8 - Apotheosis

Part of the freshmen/sophmore English curriculum at ACMA. Takes up the majority of the school year to teach. Is the reason no currect or former students of ACMA can ever read a book, watch a movie, see a play, listen to music, go to a gallery, examine a photograph or even play a video game without seeing AT LEAST one of the eight stages.

Thanks a lot, Mr. S.

Megan: I saw a really good movie this weekend.
Kayla: Did you notice Voyage of the Hero in it?
Megan: Ugh! All over the place. God, I can't get Voyage of the f*cking Hero out of my head!

by Megan and Pals December 26, 2008

iPhone hero

Whenever a question comes up during a discussion/conversation, the owner of the iPhone looks up the information and finds the answer. May also use the apps in order to make a point during a conversation.

Cool Guy: What year did the Redsox snap their world series drought? Who wants to be an "iPhone Hero?" Who has an iPhone?

Hero: Let me check my MLB app. Redsox won in 2004.

by Shinanigans89 April 28, 2009

Clitar Hero

Flamboyant female masturbation

"yeah, i walked in on Jenny the other day and caught her playing clitar hero, she was strumming some serious riffs"

by sporting lesbian October 27, 2008

Guitar Hero Itch

The annoying and inevitable sensation of an itch at any place on the body that occurs while playing Guitar Hero.

Mandy: "My arm itches, but I can't scratch it because I have to keep playing!"
Claire: "I know how you feel; my nose has been itchy for the last 5 minutes, but there hasn't been a break in my notes. Damn you Guitar Hero itch!"

by Klair February 20, 2008

Guitar Hero Hallucination

1)The Feeling of the world "Zooming In" after playing any of the Guitar Hero Series Games for an extended amount of time.

2) Proof that Guitar Hero isw a Legal Drug

Guitar Hero Hallucination is an awesome feeling!

by Envy The Sin August 10, 2008

guitar hero poser

A little kid that plays the game Guitar Hero way too much and then thinks that they are cool because they listen to rock music. But truly, they don't know any songs other than the ones in the game.

"Man, your brother is such a guitar hero poser, he thinks he's badass because he knows one song by Megadeth."

by raven68 April 20, 2007