Hamphone

When a slice of ham is placed over or on a phone. Can also be used as a verb; hamphone or hamphoning

This morning I woke up to to make a call when I realized that I now had a hamphone.

by csavas November 7, 2016

hamper pantilingus

The act of pretending to use someone's bathroom just to dig through their hamper to find dirty panties, then licking them.

I was over at my cousin Sharon's last night and couldn't resist doing a little hamper pantilingus.

by Trader1933 January 15, 2017

Dung Hampers

Underwear, boxers or knickers. Male or female.

"Johnny, are you alright?"

"No, Fred. I've just filled my dung hampers and the laundrette's closed"

by Tobias Nuge September 1, 2009

Stock ipod headphones

The iconic white headphones that come with most apple products, apple offer a premium in ear model for about £50 that don't sound too bad. But the stock ones absolutely suck, they have no bass whatsoever, sound as hollow as the brain of whoever designed them, are impossible to fit in most peoples ears and earwax shows up on them like cheese on macaroni. Yet, most people don't even bother to switch out for a decent pair and if they switch out they usually only get a shitty pair like iluv or something along those lines. anyone reading this who still uses them, do yourself a favour and pay for a decent pair.

Kirby: What are those things wrapped around your head?

me: Oh just a pair of senheisers.

Kirby: Sennheiser?

me: This company that makes badass headphones.

Kirby: How much did they cost?

me: Bout £50.

Kirby: Fuck that, the apple ones are fine.

Me: Fuck you, at least I know what music sounds like! Get a pair of the premium ones, i hear those aren't to bad, and they've got the iconic look to.

Kirby: Nah those are to much for headphones, the stock ipod headphones are fine.

Me: well at least i know what music sounds like.

by EPICPWNERY September 4, 2010

hamps

a word used in New Zealand to describe someone who is ugly or visually offensive.

-eh bro, look at that chick!
-ew eh cuz she's hamps as

by whaaaat01 March 18, 2011

Hampus

Such a daddy. He will make your world better with his beautiful laugh and funny jokes. You want a Hampus in your life.

"Hampus is one of a kind"

by mysteriet March 18, 2019

Hampton-Homeless

Referring to middle class New Yorkers

Jeffery: Check out my 8000 Square Foot Mansion in the Hamptons!!

Clarence: *sigh* All I own is my apartment...

(In this case, Clarence has demonstrated himself to be middle class, or Hampton-Homeless)

by Fook Yoo August 26, 2007