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Hawthorn

The Hawthorn Football Club is an AFL team comprising of 22 players, 1 coach and a president. They love nothing more than winning games and celebrating by giving each other wristy's in the change rooms. Thier spectators are also adept in arrogant celebration. Often you can see them at the MCG giving themselves wristy's when buddy kicks a goal or when Jeff wears his gold and brown coat. Despite thier overshowing of love towards themselves and eachother, they did claw back remnants of credibility by trading Cambell Brown.
The Hawthorn Football Club has won again. The last time I saw this many wristy's was when I attended the Dissociatives concert.
by Jeff Kennet June 24, 2011
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Pocket Full of Hawthornes

A song by Shangela "Urbana Champaign" popular amongst the gay community which debuted on NBC's Community
Guy1: I think Terry is gay
Guy2: Why?
Guy1: He keeps singing 'Pocket Full of Hawthornes'
by jason247 November 20, 2011
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Hawthorn East

Is a place to be, situated in the classy eastern suburbs of melbourne. many people are jelous of people who live here as it is far better than most suburbs in melbourne. there are no bogans or muzzas in hawthorn unless they are visiting from the western suburbs where they commonly live. an example of these suburbs in williamston where you will find many the bogan.
guess what i just got a house in hawthorn east

wow thats sooooo much better than my suburb

yeh i know thats why i told you
by Pippins Magee December 29, 2007
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The Hawthornator

No one knows the orgin of this reclusive super-hero. Her super-power is an elevated form of dyslexia which she uses to solve crimes and root out evil.
Her faithful sidekick The Spack assists her as well as he is able despite being severly mentally retarded. His only solice is an incredible talent for playing the great highland bagpipes.
The Hawthornator's fatal weakness is an aversion to playing pool and a hatred of all things pool related.
The Hawthornator's arch-nemesis is her brother Buzz. A rapist by proffesion spending his nights prowling the street of Glenelg.
She is also cursed with the sheep-rapist and World of Warcraft addict Eachann as a brother.
Was it a bird? Was it a Plane? No it was The Hawthornator and her retarded side-kick!
by The Ginger Piper December 4, 2010
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F.R haythorne

A school full of dipshits and whores who make more clouds out of their mouth then the entire province of B.C. This is surely the place if you want all your remaining brain cells to be murdered
Guy: Oh shit you go to F.R haythorne that’s almost as bad as killing yourself
by Eat my pussy fart November 24, 2021
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Cawthorned

noun.
Describes someone who lost at the polls
Hey mickey did you win? No I got Cawthorned.
by nightsmq May 23, 2022
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hawthorn

Worthy AFL team, based in Melbourne.
We're a happy team at Hawthorn
by slow decay July 11, 2006
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