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Hawthorne

Hawthorne is usually defined as someone stupid. He does not know what is happening around him and he has a maximum of three brain cells, sometimes a negative amount of brain cells. He will always zone out but is too lazy to zone back in. If you know a Hawthorne you know one of the most stupid creatures on the planet.
"You're such a Hawthorne."
by ARandomGuy2113 February 24, 2020
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Hawthorne (Florida)

Also referred to as Gotham City, Hawthorne Florida is a quaint little town in between Gainesville and Palatka. No one knows where Hawthorne is. The middle/high school is arguably the best 1A basketball team there is but not much of anything else in other sports. Everyone knows everyone around and there's no known diseases found in Hawthorne unlike the neighboring cities of Interlachen, Ocala, Palatka.
Where are you from?

Hawthorne (Florida)!
Where?

Gainesville....
by The real White Mike January 19, 2017
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hawthorne

it's a name & the person it describes is the most amazing & caring person you'll ever come across. he's so perfect & you're lucky to even be friends with him. if he ever loves you, never let him go.. you'll regret it for your whole life. he's the most adorable, sweet, charming, breathtaking, forgiving, funny, hopeful, precious, ambitious person you'll ever meet. he's the one that all the love songs//love quotes//wholesome memes you look at/listen to, are about. HE DESERVES THE WORLD & IF YOU LOVE HIM & HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU BACK IT'S OKAY BC HE ONLY DESERVES TO BE HAPPY, EVEN IF ITS NOT WITH YOU.
my friend : "how's Hawthorne?"
my heart: *explodes in happiness just from hearing his name*
by welp.pls.get.this.famous. June 11, 2019
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Hawthorne Elementary

A school that is home to criminals. you don't want to go here. HELP HELP HELP PLEASE HELP
by Aboiyouknow April 22, 2022
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jameson hawthorne

THE SEXIEST MAN TO EVER WALK THE FACE OF EARTH, AKA LEXI BUDLONGS BOYFRIEND AND AVERY'S POOKER
you: SHIT JAMESON HAWTHORNE IS HOT

lexi budlong: yupparoonies
avery: oh hell yeah
by myligmament February 23, 2024
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