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Canada Hating Grandma

Hates her "favorite" son because he moved to Canada. Thinks anyone who isn't Chinese is some kind of rapist. Has never been to an actual school. She thinks world war II is going on in Canada. Paralized and stays in a bed all day. Real name is ____ ____ Stick, which makes sense because if she says anything racist ever again I will shove a stick up her saggy ass.
My Canada Hating Grandma just got hit by a bus... #karma
by Your ugly ass mother May 20, 2017
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Bad hearing

*bell rings*
Eminem: When is the bell going to ring?
Person: Didn’t you hear is ring?
Eminem: I know, I can’t believe it is spring.
People: She has bad hearing
by Hehwe September 7, 2023
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Christmas With The Kranks Hating

When you have an extreme feeling of hatred towards the hit movie "Christmas With The Kranks."
Johnny:"Hey! Wanna join the Christmas With The Kranks Hating club?"
Julius: "Yes! I hate that movie oh so much."
by Funguser November 18, 2021
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Are we having fun yet?

"Are we having fun yet?" is the most famous quote by bizarre, non-sequitur-spouting comic strip character Zippy the Pinhead.
It was coined in 1979 by cartoonist Bill Griffith as one of the typically strange comments by Zippy, and caught on with the general public.
Guy to co-worker at boring job: "Hey Gus, how's it going?"
The reply, accompanied by eye-rolling and sarcastic tone: "Are we having fun yet?"
by Deacon Pan Demonium January 17, 2008
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hearings

it is a kind of meeting, organized by the government before making a decision.In general, some related public are informed to attend the hearings to discuss the affairs and provide their suggestions. and after the hearings, the authority make a decision.
for example,if the goverment decide to raise the price of the taxi, it is essential to hold hearings.
by netfree August 26, 2006
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having dinner with gorillas

A useful, go-to mental technique useful to increase one’s tolerance of otherwise intolerable social events.
When I’m stuck with people who are exceedingly dull, I’ll pretend I’m having dinner with gorillas and suddenly I’m having the time of my life!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019
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jacob harrington

Really, cute, gives the best hugs, and no one has a clue why he's single because a lot of girls think he's cute
Example: just date him because he's Jacob Harrington
by Anonymoushy November 30, 2013
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