mellow handy

to give a male a smooth, mellow, handjob.

my girlfriend gave me a mellow handy under the table during thanksgiving dinner.

by jack bender May 30, 2006

Handbagger Helper

During lovemaking, a guy tells his female partner that he is unable to finish and makes up an excuse if needed. Then, while his partner is getting cleaned up, or just not paying attention, he blows his load in her purse for her to find at a later time.

This guy I was with last night totally left me a handbagger helper.

by Rahvihn March 23, 2004

Asian Handbag

When a person pays a substantial amount of money for a prostitute only to find that she is actually a transvestite. This is in reference to purchasing an allegedly authentic handbag and discovering it is an Asian counterfeit.

When Curt went to Vegas on business he paid mad coin for an exotic hooker but wound up with an Asian Handbag.

by MisterDave June 25, 2009

Take 'er Handy

An Irish farewell which implies that the recipient should have a safe journey, stayed relaxed, take care, not strain themselves and if at all possible be drunk.

Fonsie: " Are ye away sir?"

Sham: " Aye, I hiddy go get the wee john deere for tey pull the oul massey outta the shuck at the top a the far field. Bastard"

Fonsie: "Take 'er handy"

by jimjamjames December 27, 2008

Handsy Without Paying

to be excessively aggressive with stripper or hookers while having no intention of paying them for any service

Last night I got handsy without paying. That hooker never saw it coming.

by CuracaoAL December 22, 2009

Handywater

Often, the crystallised form of Ecstasy, MDMA, is added to a small amount of water so the consumer can avoid snorting. This is known as Handywater.

'Oi lad, just gonna go fill half this glass with handywater'

by theinbetweener September 12, 2018

Handbien

Pleasuring ones self to the point of no return to aid in sleep.

Was pretty restless so I decided to give myself a Handbien and was out like a light.

by Canguy12 September 30, 2021