Kate Spade Handbag

Not unlike the current alternative definition for the word 'beard', 'The Kate Spade Handbag' is a metaphor for the use of a person (in this case a man) for the masking of homosexuality. The lesbian in question can sometimes be found engaging in penetrative coitus with their handbag, and will most likely pretend to be in a committed relationship to conceal the fact that she is a raging carpet muncher. Other frequent signs are usually the lack of desire to fellate the handbag's penis and/or the history of previous lesbianism.

David mate you're her Kate Spade handbag, I'm 100% sure your birds a dyke.

Guys Diana won't suck me off... do you think i'm her Kate Spade Handbag?

Hey priscille! Maybe I can just pretenddd not like licking your minge? You know....get a Kate Spade handbag OK let's scissor!

by phallicconnoisseur June 27, 2019

handana

A bandana that is worn around the wrist.

John wore his handana

by halcyoN September 18, 2004

Las Vegas Handcar

A type of threesome in which there are two females and one male. The male has a strap on strapped to his ass; the women are positioned bent over in front and behind him. The male will thrust both forwards and backwards to penetrate both partners at the same time, thus representing a handcar.

"Hey Dave remember those two girls I took up to my room last right? We did a Las Vegas Handcar! Thank god one of them had a strap on with her!"

by Isabella n' Cammy April 17, 2015

handbalming

Offloading product or stock from a truck or a pallet in a warehouse by hand, usually in a quick, orderly manner. The word is often mistaken for "handbombing", which is how it is pronounced.

The forklift is broken, so we've been handbalming all the stock ourselves.

by ExpertTrucker March 9, 2009

Abo's handbag

An Abo's handbag refers to the plastic bag that is used to contain the cheap wine (goon) sold in cardboard boxes. The bag has a tap attached that can be pressed to release the wine.

Abo is slang for an Aborigine....the native race of Australia. Aborigines are considered alcoholics by many.

"My turn on the Goon mate, pass me the Abo's handbag".

by PerpetualTraveller May 16, 2007

handgag

(n.)An act or instance of a hand being clamped firmly over someone's mouth to keep them from screaming or talking.

(v.)To clamp a hand firmly over someone's mouth to keep them from screaming or talking.*

*Indicates tense used in example sentence.

I handgagged my jealous ass buddy so he couldn't tell ol' girl that I was checking out her titties.

by Elisha H. December 9, 2008

climb into the handbasket

An invitation to go on a trip, using a handbasket as transportation; derived from the phrase, go hell in a handbasket.

When you climb into the handbasket, be sure to take your lies with you.

by Downstrike November 6, 2006