Hancocked

When a person gets caught cheating on camera.

Matt Hancock got caught on CCTV snogging his aide, he was hancocked

by Smokysmoldoll July 27, 2021

to hancock

The act of filming a cheating spouse having some kind of intimacy with his/her/it lover.

"You were hanckoded last night with that video on facebook!"
"I saw someone hancocking you on that balcony..."
"I'm trying to hancock Johny over there. Her wife Brenda won't like it..."

by MaiaMan June 28, 2021

Hancock nose

A Hancock nose is a person who is billyless tvless bedroomless Dogless and a massive nostril

- TDAWG MITCHELL

ayo fakeport der has a hancock nose

by fakeallport08 December 11, 2023

John Hancock

A man who masturbates on the toilet

Girl1: my boyfriend hasn't had sex for awhile and he has been in the bathroom more often
Girl2: mm gurl yo man is either a John Hancock or he cheaten On u

by C0mm0n s3ns3 July 23, 2018

Hancocking

The process of taking white characters, roles and stories and replacing them with people of different colors or ethnicity to satisfy the demands of woke culture regardless of how stupid or out of place it is

The word derives from the musical Hancock where the characters of Americas founding fathers are played by African Americans with rhythm, style, talent and excellent dance moves but has no foundation in actual fact

I saw a elf and a dwarf in the new Lord Of The Rings show, Rings Of Power, that weren't white as explicitly prescribed by Tolkien, as someone who's read all of the books I thought it was dumb and out of place . I knew right then the shows creators were Hancocking

by ZIM001 October 2, 2022

Hancock apology

To make an apology for something relatively insubstantial, even mostly irrelevant, while simultaneously refusing to acknowledge something more grievous.

Bonus points if the apology is insultingly insincere and the apologist demands privacy and respect.

Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care of the UK, who was filmed having an extramarital romantic liaison - kissing and groping - an aide he personally hired. Hancock refused to acknowledge the romantic and sexual element of this interaction and, instead, chose to apologise for "breaching social distancing guidelines." He then asked for privacy for this "personal matter", alluding to the alleged affair sighted, while completely refusing to acknowledge the affair.

Jane: "You cheated on me over 15 years, murdered my mother, and stole all of my money. Why did you do all of this, you wasteman?"

Matt: "To invoke the Hancock apology, I am sorry that I ate all of your green Gummy Bear sweets. It was very wrong of me and I apologise. I would now like you to respect my privacy on this personal matter."

by BroJayDee June 26, 2021

Katie Hancock

A Katie Hancock is a very special, unique and genuine girl, she is strong, resilient, beautiful, happy and positive. To even look at a Katie Hancock you will strike you with happiness and joy. Whenever you hear her sing her voice lights up the room and melts the hearts of every surrounding person. She is so delightful and her beautifully bright eyes are similar to something out of a storybook and her long tassels of hair are similar to silk. Anyone who has the pleasure of meeting a Katie Hancock is the luckiest alive. She is someone unforgettable so make sure to grab hold and never let go to your friendship as the best times are yet to come!

She was stood there, being herself and no one or nothing could stop her as she was a Katie Hancock

by NamelyDefinitions November 16, 2018