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hastings

A retail store that pot heads, crack addicts, thieves, emo kids, little old ladies, and DVD rental stores that went out of business go to sell stolen stuff, because hastings buys used books, DVDs, and CDs.
A retail store that drug users, thieves, emo kids little old ladies go to sell stolen stuff, because hastings buys used books, DVDs, and CDs.
GSA : "How's it goin'? Thanks for comin' to hastings!"
Customer : "I got some stuff I want to sell you guys."
GSA : "OK, Lets see what you've got here...Ma'am are you sure that you want to get rid of all 27 copies you own of Tremors 4 and this Jessica Simpson CD?"
Customer : "Yes, and I need whatever I can get in cash, because" (...this is where said customer explains for 3-5 minutes why they need to sell so many copies of the same item. Why they need the money. The reason they will be in next week with 20 more copies of some other movie that nobody wants to watch.)
by Etinerub Nav April 15, 2008
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Hastings, Nebraska

A large farm town in south-central Nebraska. It is populated of mostly hicks and red necks. Although incredibly boring, its residents make up for it by using copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.
I am so glad to be out of Hastings, Nebraska. Even though it only took thirty seconds to drive through, it still took too long.
by residentofhastings July 7, 2010
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Hamstering

The Act of going into towns and begging for food until your packs and bags are full, similar to how a hamster stuffs it's cheeks with food
The term Hamstering was coined when starving German soldiers during world war 2 went to towns and begged for food until their packs were full of food
by Disgruntled Winnipeger June 18, 2005
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Ash Hastings

An unfunny bloke, usually with a massive nose and invariably has alopecia.
Don't be such a Ash Hastings.
by Portugal Pete June 21, 2018
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Game of Hastings

When 4 guys sit at a table and one guy (JH) is under the table giving rotating blow jobs. The first 3 guys to cum put $100 dollars on the table. The last guy not to cum is declared the winner and wins the money and the blow jobee's ass as his prize.
by RobJeremy May 19, 2016
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proper hammering

1. Something you say when your favorite team madness to beat a better team once in a while.
2. What happens to dumbasses from Sri Lanka when they put up nonsensical stats on Twitter.
"Hey, did you see how Sri Lanka gave a proper hammering to India in that ODI the other day?"
"Dude, that was one match. They lost the rest of the series 6-1."
by Not Daniel Alexander September 15, 2020
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Hamstering

Verb: When a human or other animal draws liquid from a tube or nozzle type object in the same manner as a common hamster does with its water bottle apporatus in its cage.
He didn't have a cup to drink out of... so when no one was looking... he put his mouth up against the water cooler nozzle and became hamstering his drink.
by danehippie January 3, 2009
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