Habermaning

Spinning right wing crimes into headlines that dramatically reduce the implications by using soft terminology and/or posing known facts as a question (e.g. is it a crime?).

Maggie was Habermaning when she wrote, “Many are awaiting Merrick Garland’s view on what’s against the law, which law enforcement and not reporters dictate.”

It is neither the AG’s nor job to define the law, regardless of this bullshit headline.

by Hot Sauce Fiend February 12, 2022

Habesh

The medieval version Stupid, like really really stupid.

"Why did you do that?, are you a habesh or what?"

"Yo i did something stupid bro, i feel like such a habesh."

by Habesh hater June 20, 2023

Miss Haberkorn

Miss Haberkorn (Aka: Dictator Elenor Haberkorn, Ladyfurrow, Mom, Dad, Mommy, Abbie, Abbiekorn, Aberkorn, Future Mrs. Furrow) is only THE BEST teacher at Clayton High School. A teacher by day, CELEBRITY by night, she is definitely one of her favorite students biological mothers, as well as an adopted sister. She is never mean and is NEVER EVER sarcastic. She is the sweetest person you will ever meet and only threatens to prank you when you do it first. She is also very clumsy, awkward, and sometimes her voice cracks like a 12 year old boy. She is very patient and never kicks children out of her class for lunch. We are very proud of her for being proposed to by THE STORM. But tbh we don’t even know who storm is, we only know Blizzard. He used to work at DQ. Even though she doesn’t like sweet things, she does like peanut butter. We just hope that she doesn’t give her children a high five afterward or the nurse will have to call their mom. It is always known that even though she is made into memes and her car sometimes goes missing, that we all love her so much. Also, it has been requested that this quote is put in from her favorite students, “Penis.”

Miss Haberkorn, was that sarcasm?

Miss Haberkorn, I think I just sarcasmed!

by Chloechobaniii December 17, 2018

modern habesha

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by Modern Habesha November 24, 2021

habeebed

Believed.

Past tense of habeeb;

If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.

by deeredman1991 July 20, 2016

habeeb

habeeb is a word used by many /b/tards on 4chan. It simply means beleive.

habeeb it!, i don't habeeb it!?

by Dan Knowles August 31, 2008

habeep

A towel headed idiot who goes into English speaking chatrooms and spams chat rooms saying nothing but "allo allo allo allo" and/or spams arabic writing that noone can understand but them.

HabeepDipshit: ALLO
HabeepDipshit: ALLO
HabeepDipshit: ALLO
HabeepDipshit: ALLO
HabeepDipshit: ALLO
HabeepDipshit: ALLO
HabeepDipshit: ALLO
Me: Shut the **** up, habeep!

by Dan Miller, Jr. September 8, 2008