human

bad species that should return to monkeys
also as a better term: more evolved monkeys that almost die when they give birth

"hey bob the human!" "H E L L O T H E R E J O E S E P H I N E" "somthings off..." "N O" "o ok"

human by jsr89inhg jdir July 1, 2021

human

n. A logically necessary fiction.

"Socrates was a human"

human by Inna Goldberg October 2, 2005

human

A perfically good insult

R: hey bro
T: your a shit excuse for a human
K: ouch

human by taylor coulter September 16, 2009

Human

The chaotic lifeforms of planet earth, they tend to create a huge war when they don't get their way.

Humans, destroyers of peace.

Human by Sarah the cookie February 4, 2016

Human

The single most boastful and ignorant species on Earth. These creatures are more animal than the other creatures they consider animals. they are not civilized at all. Most think they are the only "intelligent" creatures in the universe.
To sum up they (by they I mean we) are worthless.

George Carlin defines humans "we aren't civilized, no what we are is a semi-civilized species with baseball-caps and automatic weapons."

Human by slaphappyhippos December 31, 2010

human

Unlike some of those human hating racists who've infested this site, i say that humanity is the greatest race! It is true that we made sometimes stupid things, we are very good at fucking things up, but who gives a shit about that?!

We're still the most intelligent and one of the most numerous beings in planet earth. Most humans are more intelligent than some fucking dolphin. Humanity will live on, and most propaply, we will exterminate, conquer and enslave every other non-human being in this universe.

And you human hating, racistic fucks out there: Humans have evolved from monkey state, and we will evolve more.

Humanity spreaded across the universe, and slaughtered and enslaved everything in its path. Don't mess with humans!

human by human-and-proud-of-it. May 16, 2007

Human

The proven medical condition of believing one is good, open minded, and loving when in all reality it is the opposite.

Humans may express the following symptoms:

Hypocrisy
Illogical Behavior
Arrogance
General lack of knowledge on the world around them
Hate Mongering without knowing
Habitual Lying
Being a dumb ass

Evangelicals: God loves everyone!

Atheist: I'm Atheist

Evangelicals: Your going to hell!

Atheist: I thought God loved everyone?

Evangelicals: That is the mystery of faith.

Atheist: More like the mystery of bullshit.

(NOTE: The example above describes an example in which the individual is acting Human. The word is not actually used. The example was intended to show what acting human is like.)

Human by James Mathew Anderson May 19, 2010