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hippie punching

1. The fantasy common among disaffected right-wingers of assaulting people they imagine as the embodiment of treasonous forces afflicting the nation. Rarely if ever put into practice, since in the real world the hippies either went back to real life after 1980 or turned into Silicon Valley libertarians.

2. The practice common among establishment centrists of ritualistically denigrating progressives in order to win over imaginary swing voters and David Brooks. Sometimes misinterpreted as a boneheaded political mistake, it's actually a sign of deep and unselfish commitment to pleasing owners and professionals even at the cost of losing elections.
1. After a pleasant afternoon of drinking antifreeze, Vaughan and Christian decided to go down to the fair-trade market for some hippie punching.

2. After a pleasant afternoon of tongue-kissing insurance lobbyists, David Axelrod decided to go down to the Washington Post for some hippie punching.
by MississippiGoddamn October 20, 2010
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Hippie shower

To clean up using a wet nap to rub under your arm pits.
Dave was stinking up the van so we woke him up and told his smelly ass he at least needed a hippie shower.
by Terry July 25, 2004
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hippie picnic

A picnic in an outdoor area that is exactly like a regular picnic except that there is the action of marijuana smoking taking place. It is very convenient because it is equipped with smoke ventilation (outdoors) and munchies (the picnic food you pack).
1: Hey, we're having a hippie picnic this weekend in the park, do you want to come?

2: Sure, I'll bring the sandwhiches. And the weed.
by noelm91 July 24, 2007
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hippity hoppity i want my life to stoppity

Mom: how r u today

Me: hippity hoppity I want my life to stoppity

Mom: *surprised pikachu face*
by mitskifan111 June 28, 2019
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Urban Hippie communal

Raised in a communal living environment, in the inner city by a bunch of hippies from tbe 60's
Urban Hippie Communal
I was raised Urban Hippie Communal. We baked our own bread, and we were vegetarians mostly. We wore home made cloths and went to Morning Star . free school were children were a little to free. Gina Star was my mom, but all the kids called her mom. No religion but all religion, mostly

Hari Krishna teachings. We were encouraged to invite the Jehovah Witnesses or Mormons in, if they knock on our door. Engage in debates about the one true God, chosen people or judgments. Absolutely NO t.v But all the music you wanted. independent films and gardening exhibits. Love peace, flowers and oneness❤

Lots of us out there. We are Urban Hippie Communal and now we have Tiny homes.
by Im 5280 Tiny April 20, 2020
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sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch

when someone looks like a sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch.
ian and ashley be lookin like a sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch
by sad fat ass March 15, 2019
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hippie speedball

A joint and an espresso.
I can't do anything in the morning until I've had my hippie speedball.
by Chase Atherton May 12, 2004
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