Incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.
Usage: Incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.
Usage: Incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.
by DrunkyMonkey November 07, 2014
by koevoet December 28, 2022
Todd: What the fuck? Why is that man smothering his face with cow shit?
Amanda: Shut the fuck up you racist, he’s a Hindu, respect their culture.
Amanda: Shut the fuck up you racist, he’s a Hindu, respect their culture.
by TeaLovingRandian October 28, 2023
Someone who can't go a sentence without mentioning their hate for Muslims and that they support Israel.
Their hate for Muslims mainly stems from the fact that Muslims preach about cleanliness, but Hindus don't like to be clean so they hate Muslims.
Their hate for Muslims mainly stems from the fact that Muslims preach about cleanliness, but Hindus don't like to be clean so they hate Muslims.
Teacher - What is the powerhouse of the cell?
Hindu - The powerhouse of the cell is Israel, Israel is my god
Teacher - Incorrect, Israel has nothing to do with my question.
Hindu - It's because of the Muslims
Hindu - The powerhouse of the cell is Israel, Israel is my god
Teacher - Incorrect, Israel has nothing to do with my question.
Hindu - It's because of the Muslims
by BennyBoy00 December 26, 2023
A secret sect of the Hindu religion. Every year they restore milk to the cows in an annual ritual occurring on January 10th.
“Hey Phil, why did that guy just buy 40 gallons of milk?” He’s a Hindu Restorationist, tomorrow is January 10th.
by Chiefsr January 10, 2021
A bro super into Hinduism. Apt to use "Bro" "Dude" "Swear" "Bars" unironically when talking about Moksha, Maya and Dharma amongst other Hindu concepts. Usually a finance / tech bro who has expanded their range, and will guilt you into going to Temple on the weekends.
While this archetype generally uses very fratty language, these guys are usually extremely well-read and will go verse for verse on the Vedas, Gita or any other core text of Hinduism.
While this archetype generally uses very fratty language, these guys are usually extremely well-read and will go verse for verse on the Vedas, Gita or any other core text of Hinduism.
Two Hindu Bros talking:
"Bro these girls are just consumed by Maya bro"
"Dude I know, what happened to the pursuit of Dharma bro"
"Swear"
"Yeah he talked about his personal journey towards Moksha for 3 hours"
"He's such a classic Hindu Bro"
"Bro these girls are just consumed by Maya bro"
"Dude I know, what happened to the pursuit of Dharma bro"
"Swear"
"Yeah he talked about his personal journey towards Moksha for 3 hours"
"He's such a classic Hindu Bro"
by rockingrrocker February 18, 2025
by skibidisigmaohiohein72354 February 09, 2025