Hawthorne Elementary

A school that is home to criminals. you don't want to go here. HELP HELP HELP PLEASE HELP

I go to hawthorne elementary

You suck

by Aboiyouknow April 22, 2022

jameson hawthorne

THE SEXIEST MAN TO EVER WALK THE FACE OF EARTH, AKA LEXI BUDLONGS BOYFRIEND AND AVERY'S POOKER

you: SHIT JAMESON HAWTHORNE IS HOT

lexi budlong: yupparoonies
avery: oh hell yeah

by myligmament February 23, 2024

Hawthorne

A stubborn and forsaken strand of hair of unknown origin. Can vary in length, color, and coil. Typically found in areas such as bathtubs or pool decks.

Ewww, look at that unsightly hawthorne on the way to the waterslide. Step around! Step around!

by GrozStinkbait February 11, 2023

Hawthorne

A winged her·maph·ro·dite , likely stemming from stories from the Middle Ages

King Henry sent 12 knights to take down the Hawthorne living in a wet cave at the bottom of the hill .

by Medieval Terminology July 30, 2020

Hawthorne

Hawthorne is usually defined as someone stupid. He does not know what is happening around him and he has a maximum of three brain cells, sometimes a negative amount of brain cells. He will always zone out but is too lazy to zone back in. If you know a Hawthorne you know one of the most stupid creatures on the planet.

"You're such a Hawthorne."

by ARandomGuy2113 February 24, 2020