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One of the most sought after sexual experiences in the Milky Way. The Hee Haw See Saw is a complex sexual position involving a husband and a wife. To experience this con octopus of a sexual move, first the man must obtain a donkey.

The man then, using the donkey, positions himself on the backside. Using his preferred thrusting speed, the man must enter the anus of the donkey.

The donkey must position itself above the wife, so as to enter her with its donkey cock, once aroused by the mans butt fucking.

Now, both man and woman can use the majestic animal as a fulcrum based sex toy. Truly the hee haw see saw is the greatest sex position ever.
Wife: “Hey there beautiful cowboy! How’s dem Spurs treating ya?!”

Cowboy Husband: “well they be just fine Mary Lou Beth Sue. But you know’d what be finer? Trying the Hee Haw See Saw tonight? You down to HHSS?”

Donkey loving Wife: “hellz yah”
hee haw see saw by PandaMoss March 21, 2019
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A hillbilly variety show, which aired from 1969 - '91, first on CBS, and later in syndication. Famous for reinforcing the most negative, backwards aspects of country music, as well as the world's largest succession of thoroughly unfunny jokes, not to mention a smattering of gingham-clad T&A.
Convicted criminals should be sentenced to watching "Hee-Haw"
Hee-Haw by MRT2 October 7, 2006
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Daniel Nicolari - Dirty "Yee-Haw" Style

When you insert a trumpet full of pig feces into the rectum of another while dancing around the poor souls body wearing a cowboy hat.
The way we played that trumpet, he'll never forget his Daniel Nicolari.

Yee Haw Golf

A sport consisting of two or more cowboy boot types, getting together in a pasture or otherwise undeveloped plot of land and hit a crushed beer can toward a maker (or hole). There is a fair amount of hooting and yee hawing done when completed.
Wrangler Jean wearing fella: Hey, you wanna play Yee Haw Golf?
Other Wrangler Jean wearing fella: Sure, let me crush this beer can on my head, pick a hole!"
WJWF: First hole is rusted wheel by the chevy on blocks
OWJWF: YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWWW
Yee Haw Golf by El Walkerama April 14, 2019
a cow boy or cow girl either having sex or just being annoying
1. "YEE HAW!" said cowgirl 1 as she rided the dick

2. "YEE HAW!" said cowboy 1 as he rided the cow
Yee haw by Undertaleweeb69 May 15, 2019

wheat haw 

An alternate form of "yee haw". This is used because no matter what the bread comes first.
" bitch why do take a dirt bike to work?"
" Because village idiot, no matter what happens in life the bread comes first WHEAT HAW"
wheat haw by Sergeant Feet June 21, 2020
A formal variation of "yee-haw". Use it when you want to showcase your skills as a bull rider, while also making sure you remain professional in front of your manager and peers.
Manager: How did all of these wild bulls get into our office?
Employee, sitting on a bull in their cubicle: Yes-haw
Yes-haw by Donkyslonky February 23, 2021