A punishment aboard a ship or boat in which the offenders arms are tied to two seperate ropes. He is then thrown off of the ships bow and hauled under the ships keel (bottom) from bow to stern. Ships keels are covered with barnnicals which are sharp ans shred skin. Half the sailors do not survive this punishment due to drowning or loss of blood.
by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008
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Man did you see that guy?? He is Haughed
Guys you wanna see this I think someone was Haughed last nite, Puke and shit all over the place!
Guys you wanna see this I think someone was Haughed last nite, Puke and shit all over the place!
by The Haughmeister November 8, 2010
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by A1C1E1 June 3, 2011
Get the Hauditor mug.Guy 1: Hey Steven haushcka want to go practice field goals
Guy 2: No sorry man I'm going haushckabate with my bro
Guy 1: Good idea, good luck with that
Guy 2: No sorry man I'm going haushckabate with my bro
Guy 1: Good idea, good luck with that
by Professor wadious November 25, 2014
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A generally frightening event that is put on every year from the end of September to October in certain theme parks owned by the company Cedar Fair. The event usually contains multiple haunted houses (also referred to as mazes), scare zones (area in the park swarmed with monsters), and special shows. Local residents can apply to work as a monster and scare guests. Common haunted houses (aka mazes) in the chain are "CornStalkers", "Slaughterhouse", "The Asylum", and "Club Blood", plus many many more.
Person A: OMG I went to Halloween Haunt last Saturday!
Person B: Was it scary?
Person A: Yeah!! My favorite maze was The Asylum, the girl in the electric chair in the end scared the hell out of me!!
Guy #1: Dude, have you been to Halloween Haunt this year?
Guy #2: Yeah, I did all the haunted houses.
Guy #1: Which one was your favorite?
Guy #2: Club Blood, definitely. The strippers were hot!!
Person B: Was it scary?
Person A: Yeah!! My favorite maze was The Asylum, the girl in the electric chair in the end scared the hell out of me!!
Guy #1: Dude, have you been to Halloween Haunt this year?
Guy #2: Yeah, I did all the haunted houses.
Guy #1: Which one was your favorite?
Guy #2: Club Blood, definitely. The strippers were hot!!
by KingB24 October 29, 2011
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Sober Friend #1: "Liz and Danielle drank so much Black Haus last night that they fell down in the middle of the street, droppped everything out of their purses, and kept walking without picking anything up...twice in a ten minute period."
Sober Friend #2: "Man, Black Haus fucks you up. It's a good thing Erin and Mary were there to grab all their shit before it got run over."
Sober Friend #2: "Man, Black Haus fucks you up. It's a good thing Erin and Mary were there to grab all their shit before it got run over."
by E is for E Money December 9, 2008
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