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Bet on the Gambler

When someone with intestinal issues (e.g. diarrhea)attempts to fart and up until the last instant doesn't know whether it will be a shart or a fart, in effect gambling on the outcome. Different than a shart, however, the results of losing the Bet on the Gambler can be significantly more catostriphic.
The large stain in Lucy's pants made it clear she Bet on the Gambler and lost.
by RMDB November 5, 2008
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Gamble Combostun

An insanely overpowered and expensive combination of mystical enchantments inside the Pit gamemode of the Hypixel Network.
Gee, does he really own a Gamble Combostun?
by TraderGold January 11, 2021
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Braynt Gumble

When ones significant other takes one ball, squeezing it slightly and putting in your rectum.
Ooh baby, I want you to braynt gumble me tonight after dinner!
by Jrep24 September 5, 2016
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lost the gamble

Past tense version of losing the gamble--an unintentional emission of fecese during intended flatulence.
"Why do you look so nervous?"

"I tried to fart, but I totally lost the gamble."
by bscepter February 12, 2005
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Chris Gamble

The greatest football player east of the Mississippi. Played both sides of the ball (cornerback/wide receiver), and played for THE Ohio State University. Now plays for the Carolina Panthers. Used an an adjective to describe being awesome, or can be substituted for Chuck Norris in many Chuck Norris jokes, because Chris is better than Chuck. Also has been used widely to dedicate consumption of alcohol to.
"Man, let's take another shot! This one's for Chris Gamble"

"I'm Chris Gamble good at the new Halo video game"

"Chris Gamble once ate a rubix cube, and when he shit it out it was solved."
by smholt May 5, 2010
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Gamble

Also referred to as a planet due to the similar properties the 2 share; immensely huge mass, gravitational pull, etc.
You'll often find a gamble by simply looking up at the thing that's blocking the sun. Don't get too close or you'll be pulled into it and engulfed whole.
Billo: "Holy crap, that's one huuuge ugly space cow."

Exley: "That's no ugly space cow, it's a planet!"

Wilkins: "Oh don't mind that, it's just a Gamble."

Billo + Exley: "Aah yes, a Gamble... You're so clever Wilkins."
by Simon Bath May 30, 2007
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gimble

1)a good for nothing.
2)a compulsive liar.
3)someone who 'pops' their collar
1) don't ask that gimble to do it, it'll never ever get done, hell will have frozen over first.
2) he tell's more lies than pinnocchio, what a total gimble!
3) dude, you like such a gimble, fix your goddamn collar.
by greenmachine September 4, 2006
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