Fish Gunk

A type of fish dish that's well known in the barbarian community. But, if places don't sell it, things can go south very well as this will endue immediate rage and will ruin everything in its vicinity

"Hey sir, may I take your order?"
"Yea! Of course" "Do you guys have Fish Gunk?"
"We do not sell that sir, we don't even know what that is"

"You what?!?!?!?!?!"

basically the waitress died

by R'Fe' July 8, 2021

Cigarette Gunk

When you’re tripping dick on a dangerous amount of LSD in a tent during a storm and your friend throws a pack of pall malls at your face, resulting in dirty rain water mixed with moist cigarettes, thus creating “cigarette gunk”

“IS THAT??? CIGARETTE GUNK!”

by Wityacandies July 6, 2020

Supreme Gunk Dunk

When you and your boys beating the meat and all your man milk shoots straight into another guy's throat from 4 feet away.

"Bro last night I tried out the Supreme Gunk Dunk and no joke that shit got everywhere."

by Supreme Gunk Dunker 99 March 30, 2017

Genitalflap Gunk

The gunk,dirt,hair and grime found in the flaps, cracks and crevices of the Human testicles.

When I went camping for three days I built up some serious Genitalflap Gunk.

Once me and the mistress where done getting busy I had lots of genitalflap Gunk.

by GoonBrother1&2 November 18, 2022

Gamer gunk

The substance on your keyboard consisting of cum ,cheeto dust and finger sweat

I have to get my keyboard cleared because there was so much gamer gunk

by Fat mom fucker June 28, 2020

hot gunk love

This is what occurrs during the hottest of hot love-making, while each partner is as sweaty and as hot as possible, and is working so hard at getting each other off that they let go of all bodily function and spew fluids and other nasty substances from every opening in their body. This event is usually very loud and always sloppy.

Samuel: (Uneasily) "Oh, hey there, Dad".
Donald: "Hey Sam. You look tired. What's wrong?"
Samuel: "Um, nothing. I...uh, I couldn't get to sleep lastnight...I kept hearing...noises".
Donald: "Hey, Sammy, shut the fuck up. Your mother and I have told you a thousand times that our hot gunk love is something special, and if you can't appreciate it, then get the fuck out of my house".
Samuel: "YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!"

by Babies September 13, 2006

eye gunk

When you wake up in the morning, if you have crusties in your eye that is "eye gunk". Tends to look a lot like boogers.

i woke up in the morning and had eye gunk, it looked a lot like boogers.

by smurflinggrl May 28, 2008