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Gummy Bare

Receiving fellatio from an elderly woman with dentures removed thereby receiving full dick on gums contact resulting in the blow job feeling as if it were coming from a gummy bear.
1. "Did you hear about Tommy?"
2. "He took my grandmother home from the bar last nite and received a gummy bare."

1. "Tommy is an elderly invalid who has to give Gummy Bares to pay for cable."
2. "He loves his Jamie Kennedy Experiment!"

1. "Did you see how many old ladies Joey had in his truck on the way home from Soaring Eagle?"
2. "Yea Tommy, I'm pretty sure he just brought home a bag full of Gummy Bares!"

-Also Sean Mason
by Joey/Dan Hillman Jason Schlack September 5, 2013
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Pack of Gummies

When a group of three or more old ladies remove their dentures and perform sloppy, wet, toothless head on your engorged knob.
I had a pack of gummies last night. What a feeling of skin to gum. They were hungry.

Gramps says I should visit him at the home. He says he will get me a pack of gummies.
by Eaton Holgoode February 9, 2018
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Gummy lifesaver

The external opening at the lower end of the large bowel; the anus. Nicknamed for its (usual) stretchiness and comparable size to that of a lifesaver of the chewy kind.
Did Christopher try to touch your gummy lifesaver again? It's so unprofessional when he does that.
by Seattle_rojo July 25, 2012
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gummy buzzin

Used to describe sketchy situations. Usually, a person says the word "straight" before describing something as gummy buzzin. Can also be used in place of the word trippin.
"I got a flat tire on my way to work, then my manager yelled at me for being late!"
"Bro, that's straight gummy buzzin!"

"What's she all mad for?"
"I don't know, man, she's straight gummy buzzin."
by insertnamehere21 November 5, 2012
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gummy birding

The act of inserting a gummy worm into the anus one color deep and having someone remove it orally. Usually performed after using a large quantity of cocaine.
I totally let her go gummy birding on me last night.we used all the lemon lime ones
by Toxic platypus May 23, 2016
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gummy snack

Any and all variations of gelatin or agar based snack foods. In the Geechie/Gullah dialect "Gummy Snack" is both the singular and plural form, and is considered an uncountable word; e.g. saying "gummy snacks" is considered incorrect.
Y'all have any gummy snack? What kind if gummy snack is this? Gummy snack!
by Robert Ishere July 10, 2021
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Gummy Rape

The act of knocking a girls teeth out and raping her mouth
"hey you missed it last night, we gummy raped this bitch"
by Fleabagg1ns October 25, 2012
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