dirty guff

A filty dirty smelly pussy

I am not going up that dirty guff for all the fish in the sea

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

Face Guff

When someone burps but it smells like it came from their arse...

Normally happens after someone has either eaten a curry, drunk bitter, or not brushed their teeth...

"Ergh, which one of you scruffy cunts just farted"

"Not me"

"Not me either"

"Well it was one you, either that or a face guff"

by Cream DJ March 2, 2009

Fruity Guff

A "fruity" smelling trump, can only be pulled off by a man with a beard. Unfortunately.

A man trumps

Jeeze, can you smell that fruity guff? That bearded man looks suspicious.

by alexmorris.jamescox May 27, 2009

bluff guff

The pressure on the bowel, causing one to wrongly think a motion is due.

"I thought it was time to drop a chocolate hostage, but it turned out to be a bluff guff!"

by Sludgerunner October 20, 2013

Chunder Guff

Chunder Guff is a lethal fart that will swiftly demolish your insides, forcing you to vomit violently until the lethal gas has poisoned your insides enough. If the Chunder Guff does not go away, it might cause significant nasal cancer, which can be deadly. This is the time to visit the Chunder Guff Therapist, who will cure you with an asshole that you should surely tear apart with your mouth.

Harry: OMG! Can you smell that.
Yaseen: Yes, I think it's the Chunder Guff.
Aynoor: It could be, or it could be Raff's breath.
Raff: Definitely a Chunder Guff. We should all go to the Chunder Guff Therapist he will give us asshole to cham on.

by JaydenFloyd94 December 29, 2021

THE INCREDIBLE GUFF

"The Incredible Guff" is the name given to all farts that fulfull the following criteria:

A. they are huge
B. they are dangerous
C. they can go through walls
D. they are angry
E. everyone knows one is in the room

At the ASDA checkout people begin to disperse in disgust.
<whispered> "It's THE INCREDIBLE GUFF!"

by Mister Otter July 17, 2007

Camel Guff

When a girl sits on another persons face, with her camel toe snuggly wrapped around the nose and her puckered arsehole kissing their lips (cheeks spread). She then let's out a guff (fart) while the other person is eating her tasty hole.

Can't believe she camel guffed me last night.

by thesaggy April 23, 2018