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Germans

A group of people living mostly in Germany, the beaches of Southern Spain and Pennsylvania. They are great at pretty much everything, and have invented most technical gear you own or would like to own.

Being an awesome nation, a short Austrian named Hitler managed to make these good-humored people think they were the master race. This soon turned out to be false, and to this day, Germans travel the globe apologizing profusely for ever believing that crap.

Germans are known to be great lovers, although they often dress poorly and sometimes sport moustaches. That's why Karl Lagerfeld pretends to be French. As a rule of thumb, Germans posses the inverse skill set of the English, who suck at everything except wearing really, really, really groovy clothes and writing catchy pop songs.

Famous Germans include Beethoven, Wagner, the Scorpions, Einstein, Luther, Boris Becker, Kant, Milli Vanilli and most British Royalty. Ahmadinejad and Tom Cruise secretly want to be German, but they can't.
Your mum: Look at these guys, they are building a great car. Are they Japanese?

You: No, doh. They are tall and handsome, so obviously they are Germans. Let's go and nag them about the holocaust. (they walk over)

Hans: Ve are so sorry about what happened...
Fritz: Sorry.
by Kurt von Kraut December 2, 2009
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German shnitzel burger

the german shnitzel burger occurs when your fucking a girl then right before you're about to cum you take a dump on her chest, roll it up into a patty and you shove it as far up her cooch as possible before topping with jizz and sauerkraut.
last night i gave a girl a German shnitzel burger right after i pooed on her chest
by roflwafflesnaffle March 19, 2010
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German Grenade

When you shatter an empty beer bottle by throwing it.
Hard surfaces work best.
by krabbus July 21, 2011
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Germany Nuked by Kentucky

When your local girlfriend hears of your ex girlfriend from another nation and gets pissed.
Shut up dude ,if Joyce hears about Katerina I'll have Germany nuked by Kentucky
by Liberation Theology December 3, 2019
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Gurman

Protector of the innocent... The name is a Saint/Warrior of Peace... Also The person with the name "Gurman" Has one of the realest or VERY GREAT personality
by Rebecca June 15, 2004
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german tuck

When a man is on the dancefloor grinding with some bitch and he gets a boner. The man then takes his penis and pulls it upwards in his pants and buckles it under his belt so there is no buldge and no awkwardness with the bitch... so you can take her home and fuck her.
same as definition...it happens to me all the time and has yet to fail!! i love the german tuck!!
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germanophile

one who loves to the point of adoration, scholorship, and immersion german language, art, music, mannerisms, history, politics, people, architecture, film, food, cars, kitsch, costume, herritage, folk culture, literature, philosophy, mythology, craftmanship.....
my dad was a germanophile. he kept a copy of Der Struwwelpeter around the house in hopes that i'd read it, studied german grammer for hours every night, and always wanted to visit someday.
by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003
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