garnage

A Object that is even worse that garbage.

Cory's IPHONE 6S is absolute garnage.

by LeperMessiah1234 May 21, 2016

Garnazi

People who believe that adolf hitler is a furry and has a garfield fursona

“Im a garnazi and want to have sex with garfingled”

by Garfielddidntkillhimself April 2, 2022

guando

V. The act of spilling mayo on oneself and eating it.

usually occurs when one is eating a sandwich at lunch that is filled with excess mayo

Kaitlin: Did you hear what happened? Christina pulled a guando at lunch. It was soo disgusting!

Allison: Hey Christina, I heard you pulled a guando yesterday at lunch.

Liz: Hey Christina, how did you get that stain on your skirt?
Christina: Well Liz, I pulled a guando at lunch.

by K-Berg January 11, 2008

Garnet

Garnets are beautiful people. She is a loud, funny person who is awesome. She is a stunner and will be with you always and forever. If you need advice go to her whenever. But don’t always take what she says to heart because she is a very jokey person. But if there is a Garnet in your life don’t mess her around because she will get you back. Keep her if you find her.

‘Garnet is such a beautiful genuine person!’

by _xoxo_anonymous_ August 15, 2019

garnk

An exclamitory noise made by vikings whilst raping teenage girls.

Girl: "AHHHHHHH!"
Viking: "Garnkgarnkgarnk!"

by Mikey T. October 27, 2006

Jennifer Garner

One of the hottest girls ever...
stars on a show called Alias.

The only reason people watch Alias is because of Jennifer Garner.

by Anonymous July 6, 2004

guarnin

A slang term originating from the North of England which is a modified version of the phrase 'going on', as in 'What's going on/happening?'. This is pronounced goo-or-ning.

My friend greeted me today and I asked him 'What's guarnin'. He said, 'nothing much'

by lingogal18 January 18, 2009