Guardian's Law

1. Noun: If one possesses the THC usage apparatus, including but not limited to bowls, water pipes, paper products, vaporizers and oil rigs, of another, for all morally sound and legally permissible reasons such as misplacement, care taking, extended forgetfulness, and borrowing, the new legal guardian of the device may then have free reign with its usage so long as the original owner doesn't attempt to reclaim possession.

Wesley: Holy fuck dude did you really cop that Illedeph?
Steven: No! You know I don't have money like that. It's simple: Guardian's Law bro.
Wesley: Oh of course! Duh!

by shark hunter May 10, 2015

ethan guardian eagle

Ethan guardian Eagle is a male name for someone who is extremely sweet and cares genuinely about...almost...everyone around him. He is compassionate and loving and would do anything to keep, protect, or prove his affection to the one he loves. He has a fantastic sense of humor and is extremely smart! he is extremely protective and ...romantic..in a sense!

person 1: I wish i had a boyfriend like that girl!
person 2: Who Ethan Guardian Eagle? Yah he is amazing to her!
Person 3: Every body loves him! Hes perfect!

by LessThanThree April 12, 2014

bridge-guarding

1.) Defending, through acts of aggressive trolling, the internet websites and facebook pages where an inordinately large number of conspiracy theorists and other wackos make comments like, "U suck an yor sight is a peace of shit and ur mothas a cunt." Usually the act of bridge-guarding requires the talents of a persistent and eloquent troll who has the ability to spell correctly, thus intimidating his subject victims merely by the fact that said subject victims have an inferiority complex due to their lack of education and their usually abysmal intellectual shortcomings. A troll who engages in bridge-guarding must be merciless but also must recognize when one of his subject victims may be about to commit suicide or harm others -- at which time the ethical bridge-guard will link to a national suicide hotline phone number and a website advocating for the treatment of mental health problems. 2.) the act of preventing a loved one's boyfriend from taking the loved one out for a night of binge drinking for the purpose of committing date rape, usually accomplished by punching the potential assailant as hard as possible in his groin and telling him, "When she comes home, if she's not sober and pleased with your gentlemanly conduct, I'm going to kill you, cut your head off, and drop you off a bridge and into a river." (An almost universally successful technique).

Asshole #1: Dude, I totally got bridge-guarded by her father last night!
Asshole #2: Too bad ... I was totally lookin' forward to fuckin' her brains out while she was unconscious.
Asshole #3: Yeah ... let's go post some comments on the CDC's Facebook page about how we think Obama is bringing Ebola into America.
Asshole #1: Fuck that. That chick's father is bridge-guarding that site ... and he always makes fun of my conspiracy theories and then puts up a link to Merriam-Webster's website and the National Suicide Hotline. That dude is TOTALLY fucking crazy and DANGEROUS! trolling cock-blocking

by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 3, 2014

Gardian of love and light

Someone who simply nurtures someone’s beautiful, in aspects of soberity in self, finances, emotional stability, compassion understanding, and things simply as time spent to better help build a persons soul, life goals, art gallery, to establish they’re career and strong suites so they can take the time they need to focus on what matters to them and that they achieve in they’re lifetime someone who a knight to a new republic of them and they wonderful match that is undiably the best thing to happen to them since dinasour shaped chicken nuggets.

My dear love, and protector of my character that is truly me. Allow me to be your Gardian of love and light. For I will protect you love you and praise you as you are my 2 second vessel of my very spirit that fuels the expression and personality that is of only you and me of which forms of complexity can not conconqueor but only stabilize the essence that is our life in which we have walked to cross paths in the dynasty of this journeys sacred Sancht

by Titus dyfilid February 15, 2019

Peer Guardian

p2p IP blocker. Helps you keep your privacy while using a p2p client (file sharing program like kazaa,limewire,enule etc). Blocks all unwanted IPs from reaching your computer (ads,spyware,trojans,anti-p2p organizations,goverment organizations etc)Peer Guardian also lets you customize "black-lists" of IPs you want to block.
The program is mainly used by people who don't want to get caught downloading illegaly or people who don't want to catch a computer virus while downloading software.

Sweet I just downloaded Peer Guardian 2.0, now I don't have to worry about getting spyware shit from kazaa.

by *666Pyro666* December 7, 2005

Guardian of the Center of the Universe

A homeless man who sat in the corner booth of the white castles at the intersection of 119th Street and Indianapolis Blvd in Whiting, IN from the 1970s to 1990s. Do to its proximity to Chicago, during the 1930s this intersection was one of the busiest intersections in the country. There was once the architectural landmark of the Illiana Hotel but it was demolished during the early 90s. The only remenant of its long vibrant history is aforementioned White Castles

I saw The Guardian of the Center of the Universe, he sure got old.

I heard The Guardian of the Center of the Universe used to work in a steel mill.

I heard the Guardian of the Center of the Universe died.

by Joe Iron January 21, 2008

Guardian Demon

A person who acts like a guardian angel because he/she feels guilty about what they've done in the past

"Heh... I guess you can say I'm your Guardian Demon..."

by The Peace Lord Deimos February 18, 2018