Grotexqte

Grotexqte (gro-text) - n. When someone tries to dirty text you it's just not working because 1. They suck at dirty texting; 2. It's from someone you don't want a to get dirty text from; or 3. Their dirty texting is grotesque.

"I wanna suck on your toes baby." "Eww, she just sent me this text and it's grotesque!" "Dude, that's not grotesque, that's Grotexqte."

by J-Dash October 9, 2012

grotbeast

Someone who rarely washes

That guy is a proper grotbeast

by thw88 December 7, 2015

Grotpot

A chat gross girl that has grotty feet

Klimt had a grotpot causing tyler to never get with him ever.

by Jaime&Tylerswords September 4, 2018

Grotuklo

Give up your identity to google translate

Badgerpaw = Grotuklo

by Me, Google Translate February 17, 2021

Grottle

An uncommon mispronounciation of the word "groat", a medieval coin worth four pence.

I'll steal all your pennies and grottles.

by PenniesAndGrottles December 31, 2022

Jacoby Grotton

Someone who thinks everyone named matt or matthew is gay. Loves anything baby yoda related. Anyone named jacoby is straight and loves animals to death mostly cats though.

Man im straight but looking at Jacoby Grotton makes me hard.

by poolgrk May 21, 2020

Law of Grote

If there is a predator missile in Call of Duty 4 - Modern Warfare 2, it will defy all game logic and instead of going for the group of 3 or 4 guys, it will go for you. You can not hide, it will always find you, and you will not survive.

When playing CoD, I swear that I can never break the law of Grote. I hate predator missiles!

by Crewman343 May 11, 2011