gronk

a man boasting about himself when he cant actually do anything he says

Drugo) I robbed a liquor store today
Dealer) No you tried to steal a chocolate bar from the store and backed out because your to pussy to steal your just a gronk

by 4twentymasta February 1, 2016

Gronk

A complete loser and try-hard who has low self-esteem and minimal confidence in themselves. Will do anything to please someone and has no opinion of their own. Often broke, of low-intelligence and limited prospects for success. The embarrassing moron of the group that everyone pretends they don't actually know

When one approaches your group waving and smiling:

You: Check out this gronk!
Your mate: Ha what a gronk
You: How's this gronk, acting like he knows us?!
Your mate: Keep walkin fukn gronk!

by The_A_Team July 24, 2016

Gronk

A term used to describe an absolute waster, an idiot acting like a total mong or simply an individual that's been on the dank substance.

Mate 1: so where did James go last night?
Mate 2: oh he got smashed off 3WKD's and went home the total gronk.

by Urban_$am32 April 3, 2016

Gronk

A word used by uneducated people to try and insult someone who is clearly of a higher intelligence

Shut up ya gronk

by RealestOzz June 12, 2017

Gronk

A word used to describe someone annoying and/or disgusting. Can be used instead of swearing.

*Throws food at you*

What the frick! Don't be such a gronk!

by SirCrabTheThird November 8, 2017

Gronk

To give away ones drugs, preferable gurners, without charge at a party or gathering.

“Hey how was the party this weekend”
“It was great, Keith gronked us all”

by Loco El Stoto May 17, 2018

Gronk

A gronk is a mixture of stooge and idiot.
It’s an Australian slang word for stooge.

“Oi Jayde is such a gronk’

by FudaTinkle June 3, 2018