Greg

Greg is somebody who sleeps with your mom and gives you illegal fireworks. He cannot be there when your dad is home. Greg is a cool guy that you and your mom like but your dad doesn’t.

Person: Hey, Greg came by my house yesterday! He gave me some firecrackers! Person: Does your dad know?

by Anounymoose December 28, 2020

gregs

the bestest sausage rolls youll ever fucking get

gregs is the best

by wobblebeard November 21, 2019

Greg

The definition of ‘Greg’:
1. Not talking to a single person and being so antisocial

2. Playing world of tanks all day so that he will fail his GCSEs
3. Being a NPC

Greg

by yungNickOnDaTrack February 27, 2023

GREG

Greg is a simple man with a simple life but they usually have autism AND A SMALL PEEPEE

"hi Greg"

"hi I have autism"

*with a retarded voice

by gReG786 October 30, 2019

Greg

An owl like man who prowls the streets wearing a tweed jacket, joggers and CAT boots. Is often found lusting over bald headed men and eating Kofta.

That guy is creeping me out, he is a bit of a Greg.

by Hairy boiled sweet. December 21, 2018

Greg

the name i have now adopted since being inducted into Danny Gonzalez's youtube family

i am now Greg

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Greg

Fucking legend

I wish I could be like Greg, he's a fucking legend

by ..gfd September 28, 2019